i write music

ambient air is like someone is breathing on you. all the time

all cars and TVs are at least 3 times the size of their european counterpart

texas, USA really wants to remind you that you are in texas, USA

i can see like 3 american flags from the front yard

what’s with Miracle Whip ?

everything gives off the impression that i’m both in a cozy welcoming place and about to get shot

why do you people need so many variations of everything. seriously guys you don’t need cinnamon-flavored broomsticks, what the fuck

ads for really greasy food marketed as organic

ads for meds with tons of side-effects, mostly for dealing with consequences of eating really greasy food. also usually marketed as organic

ads for lawyers and insurance, mostly for dealing with consequences of meds with tons of side-effects. haven’t seen any organic marketing for those yet but i’m waiting

@frankjavcee

so I go to school to learn how to write classical music and I was tragically infected with the memes and I made this and then a real symphony orchestra played it

@frankjavcee

so I go to school to learn how to write classical music and I was tragically infected with the memes and I made this and then a real symphony orchestra played it