trick ᴏʀ treat

‘sodium-filled cuisine?’ oh, this girl was fancy. and she looked it, too. “shiny place, huh?” echoed rey, not entirely sure she understood what the other was yapping about. “are you paying or something? is this a date?”

“no way! you know i LOVE slowpoke tails!” well, she did... on some days... their tastes changed regularly, okay? it was normal. “you should’ve at least thought to offer,” she said, as though they weren’t literally talking to an executive. at the other’s invitation, she said, “alright. i was gonna try to find some jigglypuff and draw on their faces, ‘cause let’s see how they like that, but i can’t really find any here in unova. we can browse shops.”

“I tried to ask in Castelia, but the people there are so busy.” At one point, she thought it would be funny to just start purposely bumping and crashing into people, but they don’t think it’s the kind of thing the guy would like to hear about. Still gnawing on the strap of her bag, she says, “You’re not from here either?”

“You don’t suppose they sell Slowpoke Tails anywhere here, right?” She was already missing the delicious delicacy, which were abundant in Johto. (And even though they were a member of the nefarious Team Stygian, she made sure that the Slowpoke Tails she stole were always ethically sourced.) “I’ve already been to Castelia for the Casteliacones, but I’m still hungry,” they lamented.