Rah’s Survival Guide

The saggier the breast, the sluttier the sideboob.

One can create a sense of whimsy and mischief by sneaking out of the house or by breaking in

A lie is better than nothing because at least a lie can be funny.

ride or die. sit and live. walk xor

When beleaguered with undue visions of the past, say “thank you for the memories.” When plagued with unbidden glimpses of realities future or alternative, say “thank you for the visions.” Regardless, when life is pretty good, say “thanks! More please!”

Many things come in the perfect quantity. two and a half plain bean burritos is the proper dosage. two and a half drinks at a dinner party. Lists.

Whenever something doesn’t go my way, “this’s a set up!” soothes a hurt ego. Whenever something does go my way “This is a Set Up!” exhaults the almighty.

There are as many teams in life as you choose to identify. I am 1. There does exist which I chose to label 0 to avoid supernumeration.