mehgreyson

If you watch a bird’s body language along with the body language of a reptile, their closeness really comes through. There is really just Scaly Dinos and Feathered Dinos.

due to budgetary constraints we've redefined the American Dream to be dry humping on the clock

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

id like to take a moment and bring back attention to old mccuckhold for a sec

i hope my boyfriend wakes up and sees my, muted, commentary on my own fanfiction as I make a scissoring motion to describe the relationship between jonathan joestar and robert eo speedwagon

"so what im hearing is that he would *obnoxious scissoring motion* pay for rent"