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Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period. He’s 27.

That shit is forever nasty lol

How

Bruh like what are you supposed to do with it? Play in it? Come on now

Ya MCM thinks periods are nasty because he can’t play in it. He was born in 1986.

periods arent nasty but woman arent supposed to have them its actually poor diet that causes them look it up just a fun fact 

Ya MCM thinks periods are a result of a poor diet. He’s over 18.

Don’t EVER shame people for their taste in music. It’s okay that some people like the Beatles while other people have good taste in music. It’s okay!!!

HAS ANYONE READ THIS BOOK? I really want a plot based on it. Muse a and her friends go to Vegas for the weekend to celebrate their colleage graduation (could be anything really, birthdays or just because it’s Vegas where she meets muse b who is there with some close friends (he could have come from another country, like in the book). Their instantly drawn to each other and their friend groups end up mixing which leads to a night of fun, games, drinking and other things. The pair wake up the next day with barely any recollection of the night before and rings on their wedding fingers. They later find out that their friends are also in the same situation but manage to get marriages anulled as soon as possible. Muse b, however, is hesitant to follow suit. He points out to muse a that, prior to all the drinking, they shared a connection and he wants to see where it leads. He proposes that she give him a chance over the duration of the summer and, if she still feels the same, he’ll walk away. Naturally, muse a thinks his idea is insane and turns him down but then she gives it more thought and ends up making the impulsive decision to take him up on his offer and follows him all the way back to his country (or city) to spend the summer with him as his wife. I don’t want to ruin the story of the book for anyone that hasn’t read it but if anyone’s interested then call me, beep me.

ok but how about a halloween party plot where muse a is throwing like the biggest party they’ve ever had and it’s their first party and it’s going fucking amazing and they’re a little drunk and a lot of fun and they don’t recognize half the people but that’s okay because everyone is a friend now and muse a runs smack into muse b, who has the best vampire costume they’ve seen all night and wow they’re also really cute and funny and muse a takes muse b up to their bedroom and things start getting really heated and muse a is down to undergarments but then muse b smiles at muse a and muse a is like “holy shit your fangs look so real” and muse b is like “that’s because they ARE” *cue dramatic music*