how could a cat speak english

„This is a serious sport“ I say as I watch Daniel and Lando serving 90s crop top fashion, Seb wearing boxers over his racing suit and Lewis doing press while wearing every piece of jewellery he brought to Miami just to piss off the fia.

the vibes at this year's australian gp are truly something else. like. the scuderia ferrari garage has been vibing to the same neapolitan song for a month now. charles leclerc says, unprovoked and for the second time since they're teammates, that he does NOT want to shower with carlos sainz. lewis hamilton implies max verstappen has a nipple piercing then asks george russel to call him SIR hamilton. sergio perez claims he has seen marx verstappen lying naked on the floor. pierre gasly responds to the FIA's sudden obsession with drivers' underwear and jewelry by offering to show them his arse AND c0ck. sebastian vettel gets fined for stealing a marshal's scooter. also there is a war going on between canadians and one of them gets a grid penalty which results in him going from 20th to... 20th