💟technically my fics are character/sxoc(becuz tbh i cant be bothered writing y/n or reader am i the only one annoyed writing it especially when dialogue is mentioned??)
💟i only write fem!ph mc’s becuz its rare to see books with mc’s that are of filipino heritage or having filipino/southeast asian features in general, so thats whyyy if nobody wants to do it then ill do it myself! but anyone can read it as a character/sxreader/self-insert cuz i mostly write on second pov so everyone can interact with it.
💟 also english is not my native tongue so correct me or gimme some tips to improve my writing! warning tho im a sensitive betch so spare me ur rage✨
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DESPERADO • the last ronin (future! mikey x reader)
After being saved by one of your clients, you're life as a prostitute changes to a journey of motherhood.
EUPHORIA • rise!tmnt (various x reader)
The turtle brothers visit April at the wrong time — oh no! She has some family over. Quickly boys! Find a good place to hide before they spot you!
COLLIDE • bayv!tmnt (various x reader)
What's it like being the spoiled daughter and the only child of New York's most influential scientist?
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DRINK COFFEE, EAT MY PIE • bayv!raph x reader
In a world where humans and mutants coexist, your family clan and the Hamato family clan are well-known for their status and money. An arranged marriage contract between you and the Hamato’s second son. A story of one-sided love, or is it one-sided?
DEAREST, NUMBER SIX • 2012!donnie x reader
six years. six months. six weeks. six days. six hours. six minutes. ...but it took you nothing to toss me aside.
PART OF YOUR WORLD • bayv!leo x mermaid!reader
Your love for him was like the ocean, vast and beautiful. But like the ocean — it was blue and like a salty wave...it has it’s limits.
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make u cum by ayesha erotica bimbo/y2k reader x nerdjo
gojo satoru? he’s your textbook nerd.
satoru’s tall and got a pretty face alright, but he’s the type of guy you imagine sat behind his computer screen for hours on end, in a room plastered with digmon posters and anime girl figures that do nothing less than scream that he’s never felt the loving touch of a woman other than his mother before, because he hasn’t.
he walks around campus with glasses far too big for his face, and his skinny frame hunched forward over in that godforsaken faded saiki k shirt of his, like he’s trying to make himself small enough to disappear.
and you? you’re the complete opposite. the absolute anthesis of him. you’re all denim mini skirts that show just enough cheek to make a man stiffen up with a second spent too long behind you in the costa cue, bedazzled low cut crop tops that look like they could break at the seam at any moment, and 3 inch platformed heels.
but you know what they say about nerds - the bigger the brain, the bigger the dick. and as such, for scientific research purposes; and that only, of course, you just had to test the theory out yourself.
it takes you less than an hour from when you ask satoru for help on that homework that you “just can’t understand” (despite having finished it a week ago, and in no more than half an hour at that) for you to get back to his room, and have his trousers anywhere but on him. and for the record, that little “saying” proved very, very correct.
he’s so big, so thick and so girthy that it’s a struggle to get him in all at once, despite self lubricating him with a blowjob (that he most definitely did not cum 2 minutes into) before.
the slanted edge of his mushroom tip, firm, glossy and pale prods at your entrance as you try settle down on him from above.
and god, when he’s inside, you feel so full, warm and whole with his cock pulsing against you, that it takes you a while to adjust.
but after that, you’re sucking the life out of him, because he just feels so good. his cock hits places you didn’t even know it could, plunging through your insides to kiss tip of your cervix with each thrust and , the veins of it rubbing against your walls.
“f-fuck, it’s too much. gonna..mhm, cum, ‘m sorry.” he let’s out, face scrunched up, glasses fogged up and hanging low on his nose.
you lean in forward, pressing your body against him even closer, and placing your lips against his. your hand lands on his face, tilting it upwards whilst you tounge enters his mouth. he’s somehow flushed even more red than he was before, and letting out moans you didn’t think a man could even make.
“already? can, you hold it in for me a little longer, ‘toru?.” you pant, between stolen breaths.
he sniffles a little, and you lift up his fogged glasses at the hinge.
he’s crying. and fuck, does he look hot while doing it.
“i just, it just feels too - fuck, good all inside you. ” he lets out, words all jumbled up with sniffles and moans in between.
“you can’t?”
you feel the stickiness of his seed paint your insides moments after his body tenses up, and it becomes quite clear that he really couldn’t hold on. you ride it out with him, as something sparks in your body and your own orgasm waves over you.
he’s a mess - nose runny, hair in disary, glasses fixed wonky on his face, now slickened with sweat.
“ ‘m sorry, i swear. i’m really sorry. i didn’t mean to come inside of you, but you just kept, y’know?” he slightly whines, clearly out of breath.
“ it’s okay ‘toru.” you say pressing a kiss against his cheek with you other hand stroking through his tufts of white hair.
“and…”
“you’re pretty cute for a nerd, you know.”
divider: @/anitalerina
she’s baaacckkk(not really)
i should be locked in right now but i just felt the burning desire to get something out
this is highkey really bad but i just wanted to post something because i akshually(🤓☝️) have free will
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Sitting up right, both guys are rocking hard ons. Their cocks thick and heavy as they strain against the denim of their jeans. Taking the safe option, you shuffle towards Simon, grasping the waistband of his jeans and pulling him towards you.
The look he gives you is knowing but he lets you continue. Clearly you aren’t the only one that's been thinking about it. Popping the button free and pulling his zipper down you work his jeans down over his hips before grabbing at his cock.
It’s heavy in your hand as you pull the band of his boxers back, exposing his weeping tip. Wrapping your lips around it, Simon hisses in response to your tongue darting over his slit. The taste of pre cum floods your taste buds as you suck on his tip.
All whilst you reach your hand out towards Johnny. Gripping the expanse of his thigh before trailing upwards towards his boner. The harsh imprint throbs against the material of his jeans.
Desperate for attention. Desperate for your attention.
“W-what?” Johnny stutters, his words tumbling out of his mouth.
“Just shush.”Simon answers, as you undo Johnny's jeans with one hand. His cock pulses in your hand when you grip him through the fabric of his underwear, all whilst continuing to suck at the tip of Simon’s cock.
Releasing your mouth from Simon, you use one hand to release Johnny’s cock and the other to release Simon’s cock. Both of them springing free, rock hard, and dripping with desire and pre cum.
Taking a cock in each hand you start to pump them up and down. Making sure to rub your palm over the tips of their dicks once you reach the top before pumping them down to the base again.
Both guys hips jut forward with every glide of your palm over their tips.
“Fuck.” Johnny moans, as you switch from your hands to your mouth. Taking it in turns to take one of their cocks in your mouth, sliding them as far as you can take them, before doing the same with the other one.
Both guys stand with their heads tipped back, their chest heaving, and groaning every time your warm mouth welcomes their cock down your throat.
“Isn’t this fun.” You say, looking up at them both from where you sit and batting your eyelashes.
“ Oh yeah it’s fuckin’ riveting, darling.” Simon remarks, “ Now get on your hands and knees.” He demands. His voice is rough and dripping with need and desperation as you position yourself correctly.
“Go on then.” Simon says to Johnny, as you arch your back and wiggle your ass in the direction of the two men.
“Seriously?” Johnny asks.
“Might as well fix everything whilst we’re here aye?” Simon states, before throwing a condom towards him from his back pocket.
Stripping off his jeans and shirt Johnny positions himself behind you. Ripping open the condom wrapper with his teeth and rolling it down his cock.
The tip of his cock nudges against your entrance before he’s pushing it into your awaiting pussy. He’s not as big as Simon but he’s certainly thicker, and it’s evident in the slight sting of your pussy stretching to accommodate a thicker cock.
Once seated to the hilt, Johnny grips at the fat of your hips using your body as a form of anchor as he pulls himself out to the tip before pushing himself all the way back in.
“Shit, you’re tight.” He groans as he thrusts into you.
“Move your hips like this, Johnny.” Simon says walking towards Johnny. Where he then grasps ahold of Johnny's hips and guides them into the right motion. Rolling his hips into your now, his cock stuffs you full, hitting just the right spot inside of you that has your pussy leaking all over his cock.
“There we go, got her creamin’ all over ya now.” Simon states, coming towards you. “Is that nice, baby. Does his cock feel good?” He asks, cupping your chin with his thumb and forefinger making you look up at him.
“Yes, oh yes.” You moan as Johnny continues to hit just the right spot, making your eyes roll back in your head.
“Think he’ll be able to get himself his own girl now? No more takin’ mine.” Simon asks.
“Y-yeah I think he’ll be o-okay now.” You mumble out as you feel your orgasm building.
“I can hear you, you know,” Johnny says.
“Trust me I haven’t forgotten your presence.” Simon grumbles, “Now open wide, baby.” He asks, tapping at the side of your face lightly until you open wide.
His cock is heavy against your tongue as he slides himself into your mouth. The salty taste of pre cum filling your mouth as his tip drips with desire. You’re used to taking Simon’s cock and your lips wrap around him straight away.
Your tongue swirling around him before gliding over the underneath of his cock, just as he likes. His fingers are running through your hair as he reaches the back of your throat, pushing until you gag just a little bit before pulling back out.
Johnny continues to rut into you, the thrusts of his hips propelling you forwards onto Simon’s cock taking him deeper.
“Christ, I’m gonna cum.” Johnny announces.
“Me too.” You attempt to mumble around Simon’s cock. But it just comes out an inaudible string of mumbles and grumbles.
Although I think he got the idea, as his hips continue to meet yours. Snapping together like magnets meeting, until his hips are stuttering in their rhythm and you’re both finishing at the same time with a string of curses leaving your mouths.
Shoving him out of the way and lining himself up with your quivering pussy, he pushes himself inside of you. All the way to the base.
Your poor legs tremble and your poor pussy throbs. Yet the feel of Simon thrusting into you has you recovering from your orgasm quicker and preparing for the next one.
His cock hits even deeper than Johnny’s. However Simon knows just how to get you there.
His tip rubs against your cervix, threatening to fill you up with his babies. Because of course Simon wouldn't wear a condom. You’re his missus at the end of the day.
Reaching round and underneath you he finds your clit and pinches the bundle of nerves between his fingers. Your core tenses at the overwhelming feeling of pleasure and slight pain from the lack of time between your recent orgasm and the one now building inside of you.
“Fuck,” You whimper, “Simon I-I.”
“I know, baby. Hang on.” He says, fucking his cock up into you as he rolls your clit between his fingers.
Your orgasm hits even harder than the first and second one combined. Your body shakes and chest heaves as Simon finishes not long after, pulling out to finish all over your back before you collapse onto the sofa beneath you.
“Fuck.” You groan into the fabric of the sofa.
“Well, if you can’t keep someone after this then it’s gotta be something up here.” Simon says tapping the side of his skull before collapsing next to you.
Little did he know Johnny had already found someone. He’d found someone the minute he’d walked through the front door of your apartment. It was just gonna take Simon some time to come around to the idea. That’s all.
Sitting up right, both guys are rocking hard ons. Their cocks thick and heavy as they strain against the denim of their jeans. Taking the safe option, you shuffle towards Simon, grasping the waistband of his jeans and pulling him towards you.
The look he gives you is knowing but he lets you continue. Clearly you aren’t the only one that's been thinking about it. Popping the button free and pulling his zipper down you work his jeans down over his hips before grabbing at his cock.
It’s heavy in your hand as you pull the band of his boxers back, exposing his weeping tip. Wrapping your lips around it, Simon hisses in response to your tongue darting over his slit. The taste of pre cum floods your taste buds as you suck on his tip.
All whilst you reach your hand out towards Johnny. Gripping the expanse of his thigh before trailing upwards towards his boner. The harsh imprint throbs against the material of his jeans.
Desperate for attention. Desperate for your attention.
“W-what?” Johnny stutters, his words tumbling out of his mouth.
“Just shush.”Simon answers, as you undo Johnny's jeans with one hand. His cock pulses in your hand when you grip him through the fabric of his underwear, all whilst continuing to suck at the tip of Simon’s cock.
Releasing your mouth from Simon, you use one hand to release Johnny’s cock and the other to release Simon’s cock. Both of them springing free, rock hard, and dripping with desire and pre cum.
Taking a cock in each hand you start to pump them up and down. Making sure to rub your palm over the tips of their dicks once you reach the top before pumping them down to the base again.
Both guys hips jut forward with every glide of your palm over their tips.
“Fuck.” Johnny moans, as you switch from your hands to your mouth. Taking it in turns to take one of their cocks in your mouth, sliding them as far as you can take them, before doing the same with the other one.
Both guys stand with their heads tipped back, their chest heaving, and groaning every time your warm mouth welcomes their cock down your throat.
“Isn’t this fun.” You say, looking up at them both from where you sit and batting your eyelashes.
“ Oh yeah it’s fuckin’ riveting, darling.” Simon remarks, “ Now get on your hands and knees.” He demands. His voice is rough and dripping with need and desperation as you position yourself correctly.
“Go on then.” Simon says to Johnny, as you arch your back and wiggle your ass in the direction of the two men.
“Seriously?” Johnny asks.
“Might as well fix everything whilst we’re here aye?” Simon states, before throwing a condom towards him from his back pocket.
Stripping off his jeans and shirt Johnny positions himself behind you. Ripping open the condom wrapper with his teeth and rolling it down his cock.
The tip of his cock nudges against your entrance before he’s pushing it into your awaiting pussy. He’s not as big as Simon but he’s certainly thicker, and it’s evident in the slight sting of your pussy stretching to accommodate a thicker cock.
Once seated to the hilt, Johnny grips at the fat of your hips using your body as a form of anchor as he pulls himself out to the tip before pushing himself all the way back in.
“Shit, you’re tight.” He groans as he thrusts into you.
“Move your hips like this, Johnny.” Simon says walking towards Johnny. Where he then grasps ahold of Johnny's hips and guides them into the right motion. Rolling his hips into your now, his cock stuffs you full, hitting just the right spot inside of you that has your pussy leaking all over his cock.
“There we go, got her creamin’ all over ya now.” Simon states, coming towards you. “Is that nice, baby. Does his cock feel good?” He asks, cupping your chin with his thumb and forefinger making you look up at him.
“Yes, oh yes.” You moan as Johnny continues to hit just the right spot, making your eyes roll back in your head.
“Think he’ll be able to get himself his own girl now? No more takin’ mine.” Simon asks.
“Y-yeah I think he’ll be o-okay now.” You mumble out as you feel your orgasm building.
“I can hear you, you know,” Johnny says.
“Trust me I haven’t forgotten your presence.” Simon grumbles, “Now open wide, baby.” He asks, tapping at the side of your face lightly until you open wide.
His cock is heavy against your tongue as he slides himself into your mouth. The salty taste of pre cum filling your mouth as his tip drips with desire. You’re used to taking Simon’s cock and your lips wrap around him straight away.
Your tongue swirling around him before gliding over the underneath of his cock, just as he likes. His fingers are running through your hair as he reaches the back of your throat, pushing until you gag just a little bit before pulling back out.
Johnny continues to rut into you, the thrusts of his hips propelling you forwards onto Simon’s cock taking him deeper.
“Christ, I’m gonna cum.” Johnny announces.
“Me too.” You attempt to mumble around Simon’s cock. But it just comes out an inaudible string of mumbles and grumbles.
Although I think he got the idea, as his hips continue to meet yours. Snapping together like magnets meeting, until his hips are stuttering in their rhythm and you’re both finishing at the same time with a string of curses leaving your mouths.
Shoving him out of the way and lining himself up with your quivering pussy, he pushes himself inside of you. All the way to the base.
Your poor legs tremble and your poor pussy throbs. Yet the feel of Simon thrusting into you has you recovering from your orgasm quicker and preparing for the next one.
His cock hits even deeper than Johnny’s. However Simon knows just how to get you there.
His tip rubs against your cervix, threatening to fill you up with his babies. Because of course Simon wouldn't wear a condom. You’re his missus at the end of the day.
Reaching round and underneath you he finds your clit and pinches the bundle of nerves between his fingers. Your core tenses at the overwhelming feeling of pleasure and slight pain from the lack of time between your recent orgasm and the one now building inside of you.
“Fuck,” You whimper, “Simon I-I.”
“I know, baby. Hang on.” He says, fucking his cock up into you as he rolls your clit between his fingers.
Your orgasm hits even harder than the first and second one combined. Your body shakes and chest heaves as Simon finishes not long after, pulling out to finish all over your back before you collapse onto the sofa beneath you.
“Fuck.” You groan into the fabric of the sofa.
“Well, if you can’t keep someone after this then it’s gotta be something up here.” Simon says tapping the side of his skull before collapsing next to you.
Little did he know Johnny had already found someone. He’d found someone the minute he’d walked through the front door of your apartment. It was just gonna take Simon some time to come around to the idea. That’s all.
Captain MacTavish is a mean fuck. Leaned back in his desk chair while you ride him, hands wrinkling the paperwork he hadn't bothered to move. "Ya smudge any ink, I'll spank ya raw, understand?" Johnny huffs, taking another long hit from his cigarette.
You let out a shakey cry when he spanks your ass hard, arms trembling as you try to hold yourself up. You'd been at this for an hour now, with no help from Johnny at all. You almost wished he would punish you with laps, or chores, or to clean the showers.
Instead, he wanted to he deep in your guts. He wanted to fuck you to tears before giving you something to really cry about. "Are you crying, solider?" Johnny scoffs, teasing his smoldering cigarette over your hip. Just enough to feel the heat. "If this is too much for you, maybe you aren't fit for my team."
The ease in his voice, like you weren't squeezing his cock in a vice grip makes a sob bubble in your chest. "Get a grip." He sighs, spanking you a second time and massaging the large handprint he left behind. "I'm not explaining why there are tear stains on my paperwork again."
Simon "Ghost" Riley x Johnny "Soap" Mactavish x Female Reader, 18+
Summary: After weeks away on deployment, Simon and Johnny are finally back home. Waking up restless in the middle of the night, you find out exactly how much they missed you while they were gone.
You wake up suddenly, your heart pounding and your body on fire. Blinking in the darkness, your eyes adjust slowly as you realize where you are: Simon’s room. His bed. His arms. You're tucked into his side, your head on his chest and his arm wrapped securely around your waist. Behind you, Johnny is curled around your back, his arm draped comfortably over your hip. They're home, they're safe, and you're finally with them again.
You've missed them so much: their touch, their voices, their warmth. The weeks they were gone felt like an eternity, and the last few days since they got back have been a blur of catching up and getting reacquainted. But tonight, you're finally alone with them, just the three of you, and your body is vividly reminding you of how long it's been since you've been touched.
You shift against Simon, your hips rolling involuntarily, and you feel him stir beneath you. His arm tightens, his palm splaying across your back, and you bite back a whimper. You're already so wet, so needy, and the feel of his solid body against yours is driving you crazy.
Pressing your face into his chest, you try to be subtle, try to stay still, but your body has other ideas. Your hips move again, grinding against him, and you feel his cock twitch against your stomach. He's still half-asleep, his breathing slow and even, but you can tell he's starting to wake up.
You know you should stop, but you can't. You need this. Need him, need Johnny. Your hand slides down between your bodies, your fingers slipping inside the waistband of your panties to brush over your clit. You gasp softly, your hips jerking, and you feel Simon's hand move, his fingers trailing down your spine.
"Easy, love," he whispers, his voice thick with sleep. "What's the matter?"
You shake your head, too embarrassed to speak. His hand moves lower, his fingers joining yours. He finds your clit, his touch firm and sure, and you moan softly, your head falling back against his shoulder.
"Johnny," Simon murmurs, his lips brushing your ear. "Wake up."
Johnny stirs behind you, his hand sliding up your side, his fingers curling around your breast. "Hmm?" he mumbles, his voice rough.
"Our girl's needy," Simon says, his fingers circling your clit. "She's been waiting for us."
Johnny's hand moves to your hip, his grip tight as he pulls you back against him, his cock pressing against your ass. "Yeah?" he asks, his voice raspy with sleep as his lips find your neck. "How long's it been, baby? Since you've been touched?"
You shake your head again, your teeth sinking into your bottom lip. "Too long," you whisper, your voice trembling. "I missed you."
"We missed you too, sweetheart," Johnny murmurs, his hand sliding down your stomach to join Simon's.
Their hands move together, their fingers sliding over your folds, teasing and stroking you until you're so wet and ready you can barely stand it. You whimper, your hips rocking to seek more, and Simon kisses you, his lips slanting over yours as his tongue delves deep. Johnny's lips find your neck, his teeth scraping gently over your skin, his breath hot against your ear.
"Let us take care of you, love," Simon says against your mouth, his fingers sliding inside you. "We've got you."
You moan, your head falling back, and Johnny captures your lips, his kiss just as deep, just as hungry. They kiss you like they're starving, like they've been craving you for months, and you kiss them back just as desperately. Simon's fingers pump inside you, slow and steady, while Johnny's fingers circle your clit, their touch perfectly in sync. You're so close already, your body trembling, your breath coming in short, sharp gasps.
But then Simon's lips leave yours, and you watch as he turns to Johnny, their mouths meeting in a kiss that's even hotter, even more intense. You've always loved watching them together—the way they move, the way they touch, the way they kiss. They were together long before you joined the task force, and seeing them like this, so open and unashamed, never fails to turn you on.
Their kiss deepens, their tongues sliding against each other, and you feel Simon's cock twitch against your stomach. Johnny's hand moves from your clit to the waistband of his pants, pushing them down just enough to free his cock. Simon does the same, his hand wrapping around Johnny's length, stroking him slowly.
“Fuck, Johnny…”
You watch them, your body still tingling from their touch. They break the kiss, their eyes locking onto you, their breath heavy. Simon smirks, his hand moving to your hip.
Johnny's hand slides up your back, his fingers tangling in your hair. "Ride him, baby," he says, his voice low and rough. "Show me how much you missed him."
You nod, your heart racing, and you straddle Simon's hips, your knees on either side of him. You love the way he feels beneath you, the solid weight of him, the sheer strength in his body. You love his smell, his warmth, and the way he looks up at you with those dark, intense eyes.
You reach down, wrapping your hand around his cock. He groans, his hands gripping your hips. You guide him to your entrance, the head of his cock pressing against you, and you sink down slowly, taking him in inch by inch. He's so big, so thick, and you feel so full and stretched that you can barely breathe.
"Oh, fuck," you gasp, your head falling back, your hands braced on his chest.
"Good girl," Simon growls, his thumbs stroking your hip bones. "You feel so good, love."
You start to move, riding him slowly. Johnny's hands are all over you, his fingers pinching your nipples, his lips pressing onto your shoulder. "That's it, baby," he murmurs, his voice thick with desire. "Ride his cock. Stay open for us, just like that."
You do as he says, your body moving, your hips rolling, while Simon's hands guide you, his fingers digging into your skin. The room fills with the sound of your moans, their heavy breathing, and the slick, wet noises of your bodies moving together.
Johnny's hand slides down your back, over your ass, and he grips your cheeks, spreading you open. You feel him behind you, his cock sliding between your thighs, and you whimper, your movements faltering.
"Don't stop," Simon says, his voice firm. "Keep riding me."
You do, your pace picking up, and Johnny's cock slides against your pussy, right against Simon's cock. The sensation is almost too much to handle. Simon's hands move to your waist, his grip tight as he starts thrusting up into you, his hips moving in counterpoint to yours. You cry out, your body trembling, and Johnny's hands are everywhere—on your breasts, your ass, your thighs.
"Fuck, you look so good like this," Johnny says, his voice rough. "All full of Si's cock, taking him so deep."
Simon's thrusts get harder, faster, and you can feel yourself getting closer, your body winding tight. "Johnny," you whimper, your nails digging into Simon's chest.
"I know, baby," Johnny says, his lips on your neck. "I got you."
He moves away for a moment, the bed shifting, and then he's behind you again, his chest pressed flush against your back, his cock pressing against your entrance. Simon slows his movements, his hands holding you still, and Johnny pushes in, filling you completely.
"Oh, god," you gasp, your head falling forward onto Simon's chest.
They start to move, their thrusts alternating, one pushing in as the other pulls out. You're so full, so overwhelmed, you can't think or speak—you can only feel. Their hands are on you, their lips on your skin, their voices husky in your ear.
"You feel so fucking good," Simon growls, his hips snapping up into you.
"So fucking tight," Johnny grunts, his cock driving deep.
They take turns, one fucking you while the other holds still, before switching, their movements getting more erratic and desperate. Simon's hand finds Johnny's, their fingers lacing together, and Johnny wraps his arm around your waist, pulling you back against him.
The room is filled with the sounds of your bodies, the wet, sloppy noises of their cocks sliding in and out of you, their groans and your moans. It's so messy, so raw, so perfect, and you can feel your orgasm building, your body tensing.
Simon's eyes are on you, watching you closely. You reach down, your fingers finding your clit. You rub yourself, your body shaking, and Simon's eyes widen, his thrusts getting harder.
"Fuck, yes," he growls, his grip on your hips tightening. "Come for us, love. Come all over my cock."
You do. Your orgasm crashes over you, your body convulsing, your cunt clenching tightly around him. You cry out, your voice loud in the quiet room, and Simon follows you, his cock pulsing, filling you with his thick cum.
Johnny groans, his hips still moving. He pulls out, his hand gripping his cock as he strokes himself, his eyes glued to you, to the mess between your legs. Then he's pushing back in, his cock sliding through Simon's cum, driving it deeper into you. You're so sensitive, so overstimulated, you can barely stand it, but it feels so good, so right.
"You're so fucking beautiful," Simon whispers, his hand stroking your hair, his other hand holding Johnny's. "You're taking us so well, love."
Johnny's thrusts slow, his hips rolling, and you feel another orgasm building, your body coiling tight. "Johnny," you whimper, your hands reaching back, gripping his thighs. "Please..."
He fucks you harder, his cock hitting that perfect spot inside you, and you gush, your cum squirting out around him, soaking his cock, your thighs, and the sheets. Simon groans, his eyes dark with lust, and he holds you, his arms wrapping tightly around you.
"That's it," he says, his lips on your ear. "Let Johnny fuck you like that. Let him fill you up."
Johnny's rhythm falters, his hips jerking, and he comes with a shout, his cum mixing with Simon's, filling you to the brim.
You collapse against Simon's chest, your body spent, your mind blissfully blank. Johnny pulls out, his hands gentle as he turns you, his lips finding yours to kiss you softly. Simon's hands stroke your back, your arms, and your hair, while Johnny's lips move down your body, his tongue licking through the mess between your legs.
You sigh, your body melting into the mattress, and Simon's lips find yours, his kiss deep and slow. Johnny's mouth is on you, his tongue lapping up their cum, and you feel him smile against your skin.
"We missed you so much," Simon whispers, his hand cupping your cheek.
You smile, your eyes closing, your body relaxing completely into their touch. "I missed you too," you murmur, your voice barely audible.
They hold you close, their hands and lips gentle on your skin, and you drift off to sleep —safe, sated, and full of love.
after two weeks of being every girl’s second choice, johnny starts to believe the villa is cursed. until the newest bombshell shows up, picks him for dinner and decides that every girl has somehow overlooked the best boy in the villa.
johnny “soap” mactavish | love island!au
content: explicit smut, 18+ MDNI, spit kink, public sex (specifically under the covers sex in a shared room while others are asleep nearby), unprotected sex
a/n: love island is back, baby, which means my brain will be occupied by absolutely nothing else for the next 50 days. this was supposed to be a fun little headcanon post and then literally every section somehow turned into 7k word fics because apparently i don’t know how to shut up. so instead of making one giant post, i’ll be posting one love island!141 one-shot a day over the next week. this concept is genuinely so fucking stupid and i’m so sorry, but i did have a lot of fun writing it so here we are. and all i have to say is if you read this whole thing, ily! ♡
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By the end of the second week, Johnny thinks some higher force is really set on seeing him suffer.
Or some sick bastard on the production team has it out for him personally.
It’s not that he hates the villa.
It’s actually been one of the best summers of his life.
He gets along with the lads well enough. There’s always someone to joke or fuck about with when the days drag longer than expected. The challenges are stupid in a way that makes Johnny look forward to the next one and he can’t help but stare out into the views from the villa whenever he wakes up.
And the girls?
The girls are proper stunning.
A dangerous mix of funny, charming and flirtatious in the way that keeps him leaning in even though he knows better.
Girls who laugh at his jokes and steal his jacket when the evenings grow cold.
Girls who curl up next to him near the firepit and accept his breakfast with bright smiles.
Girls who take turns staring up at him through teary eyes after their couples fall apart, murmuring how sweet he is and how he’s been such a good friend before coupling up with the newest bombshell who walks in and he’s left single and vulnerable once again.
And, every time, he curses himself for thinking that it might be different.
So he’s really beginning to question what his place is in the villa. Whether his entire purpose is to act as a placeholder until another jacked, six-foot asshole is supposed to walk in and steal the girl he’s coupled up with from him.
The dinner challenge gets announced right after lunch. Two new bombshells, three courses each, one boy for each course and at the end of the night, each girl picks which boy they want to couple up with.
The first bombshell’s picks go exactly as expected.
The villa favorite stands before his phone has even stopped chiming, chest puffed as if anyone would be stupid to expect anything different.
“Appetizer.”
He sits back down, smirking as a few boys clap him on the back. His current partner, a blonde who had pulled Johnny for a few chats earlier in the week, turns to the girls close to her and starts whispering frantically about what this could mean.
Another text tone rings out.
The second boy is even less shocking.
Some guy with enough tattoos and large enough biceps that the girl’s decided that his emotional unavailability actually means he’s hiding some deep, sensitive side.
Johnny tries not to roll his eyes.
“Entrée.”
Johnny honestly doesn’t know why he expected anything different. By the time the last boy for the first bombshell stands, he already sees how this is going to play out.
Him, dumped by the end of the week, with his suitcase in hand and a summer full of memories.
And maybe a brand sponsorship if he plays his cards right.
He barely registers the second bombshell’s picks as they begin to stand, including the entrée boy from the first round standing for the appetizer selection.
Instead, he uses the time to strategize. If he can stay in a couple long enough to make it to Casa Amor, there will be a new batch of girls. Girls who are supposed to come in with their eyes set on the boys who have been in the villa. Girls whose heads aren’t turned so easily.
Girls who would want him.
A sharp jab in the ribs pulls him out of his thoughts.
“Ow,” Johnny murmurs, rubbing the sore spot on his side. “Fuckin’ hell.”
A few islanders snicker around him and the boy closest to him huffs a laugh while nodding towards his lap.
“Mate. Your phone.”
Johnny looks down. His phone is vibrating in his lap, screen lit up with a text message bubble.
It takes a moment to register what he’s seeing; screen going black before lighting up with the notification one more time that he realizes he should stand, fumbling with his phone in his hand.
“Entrée.”
A few of the boys cheer loudly, and for somehow that makes Johnny feel worse about his whole villa experience.
That it’s extremely obvious to everyone how badly he needs this right now.
Even if it’s the truth.
He chooses to focus on the notification instead.
In order to stay in the villa, he has to cook a meal to impress a girl he knows nothing about without making himself look like a total idiot in the process
Across the pool, a girl lets out loud laughter as her partner carries her piggyback towards the daybeds, her arms wrapped around his neck as she whispers something in his ear.
Her partner giggles in a way Johnny has never seen from a man before and he looks back down to his phone.
Entrée.
No pressure.
Two cheese toasties sit in front of you.
You raise a brow at the blue-eyed Scot standing at the end of the table.
Johnny has a white towel draped over his arm like he’s presenting a Michelin-star dish instead of a meal usually reserved for children. His white button-down strains across his chest when he straightens, sleeves rolled up to his forearms. A ghost of a smile appears on his face, dimples threatening to appear, as if he already knows how ridiculous this looks and is committed to the bit either way.
You glance back down at the plate.
“Cheese toasties?”
A bright grin takes over his face and he leans forward.
“Actually, it’s a cheese reduction sauce cooked between two buttered artisanal slices of bread.”
You blink twice.
“So, a cheese toastie?”
He shrugs.
“More or less.”
You let out a small laugh in disbelief, leaning back in your seat.
Your appetizer date has been fine enough. The islander had made you an amazing caprese salad, tomatoes, mozzarella, and basil layered in neat, colorful rows.
You couldn’t tear your eyes off of him. He was extremely handsome in the laidback, easy way all the boys seem to possess with a golden tan and messy hair that didn’t seem to fall right no matter how many times he had ran his hands through it.
You had relaxed for all of two seconds until he opened his mouth.
You couldn’t get a word in edgewise, forced instead to listen to him go on and on about how happy he was you picked him and how miserable he was in his couple and how clingy and serious the girl was and how he didn’t want to hurt her but also didn’t want to lead her on.
By the time he mentioned not wanting to put all his eggs in one basket, you had looked over at the poor girl twice out of sympathy.
So, you’ve come into this date a little skeptical.
Johnny sits down in the chair across from you, still wearing that lazy smirk, but you see the hope underneath it. The way his eyes constantly move across your face as if he’s searching for a sign that you’re already ready to move on to the next boy.
You pick up one half of the sandwich, and his eyes follow the movement, pausing on your lips as you take a bite.
He stills, and you understand almost immediately what he’s waiting for.
Your opinion.
You’re just not sure if it’s for the sandwich or for him.
So naturally you chew longer than necessary, smirking slightly as impatience begins to build beneath his calm exterior.
His knee bounces once underneath the table.
You swallow.
“It’s good.”
He exhales through his nose.
“Actually, though,” you add, because while seeing him panic is fun, you’re not too cruel to leave him hanging.
And it’s also the truth.
The sandwich is warm and salty and gooey, cheese stretching in a thin line as you pull the sandwich away from your mouth. It’s comforting in a way you weren’t expecting, and something curls in your chest.
It doesn’t feel like he’s trying to impress you so much as he’s trying to make sure you enjoy yourself.
He leans back in his chair, looking entirely too smug for someone whose dish took all of five minutes to make.
“Though,” you say, pointing the sandwich at him, “your presentation could use some work.”
He places a hand on his heart, grin still firmly on his face.
“Wounded me.”
You shrug.
“I call it like I see it.”
“I prefer to let the food speak for itself.”
“And what message is your food trying to say?”
“That this is the treatment you can expect from me in the villa.”
You laugh. “Cheese toasties?”
“Artisanal cheese toasties,” he says.
“I don’t think that’s the message I got from it.”
“Aye, you can argue all ye want, bonnie,” he hums, leaning forward as his voice lowers. “but you’re already taking a second bite.”
You pause, looking down to find the sandwich halfway back to your mouth.
Bastard.
“That’s not fair.”
His brow raises.
“No?”
You shake your head, and he laughs. A bright, charming thing that warms you.
You had expected to be charmed, flirted with in hopes that you’ll pick your boy based on attraction and who you’ll most likely want to crawl into bed with by the end of the night.
You didn’t think you would have fun.
You take another bite, mostly just to spite him and partially because you’re genuinely enjoying the meal.
Johnny smiles triumphantly.
You chew slowly, giving him a long once-over while you do. You follow a steady path from the rolled sleeves covering his forearms to the shirt pulling across his chest before finally landing on his face.
His grin falters.
“It really is good,” you say.
His smile returns, but there’s something careful underneath it. Like he’s waiting for the other shoe to drop.
“Happy to exceed expectations.”
“Mm.” You wipe a crumb from the corner of your mouth, watching his eyes follow the movement before he catches himself. “It’s nice to know that if this is the treatment I should expect from you in the villa…”
You pause, and something mischievous curls low in your stomach.
Johnny’s eyes narrow ever so slightly.
“That you seem like you know exactly what to do with your hands.”
His grin drops clean off of his face, and you have to work very hard not to look proud of yourself.
He smiles again. Differently than the way you’ve grown used to during this dinner. This is charged, and his heavy gaze drops to your lips in a way that feels a lot more intentional than before.
“Dinnae say that, bonnie,” he says, tone lower than it had been a few moments ago.
You pout, letting your lashes flutter innocently.
“Why?”
“‘m already hard.”
You choke so violently that a producer has to step around the camera to see if you’re alright.
You wave the producer off with one hand, coughing into your napkin while Johnny grabs your water and slides it across the table. His shoulders shake with quiet laughter, and you glare at him through watery eyes.
“Sorry,” he says, not sounding sorry at all. “Didnae mean to kill ye before you made it to your next course.”
You take a long sip of water.
“What a way to go, though.”
Johnny looks at you, leaning back in his seat as the tips of his ears turn pink.
Another producer signals at you, motioning for you to start wrapping up so you can move on to the next course.
You aren’t expecting the disappointment you feel as you glance from the producer to the half-eaten sandwich to the man across from you.
Something changes in Johnny as well, the ease he just carried himself is replaced by the same understated hope he walked in with.
Almost as if he’s seeking reassurance.
“I guess that’s my cue,” he says.
You nod.
“I guess so.”
He starts to stand, already moving to collect the plates, but you place a hand on his wrist before he can take your plate away.
“Though I’m not sure how my next course will top this.”
Johnny looks down at your hand on his wrist before looking back at you, and his eyes light up, prepared to make a joke before glancing toward the kitchen.
You follow his line of sight, eyes catching on your next date who licks a dark sauce off of a spoon.
He winks at you when your eyes meet, and you pause, quickly turning back to Johnny.
To your surprise, he’s staring intently at you, eyes searching your face as if he’s trying to figure out if he’s already lost you.
“I’m sure he’ll find a way.”
He does.
Chocolate-covered strawberries are arranged into the shape of a heart, each one dipped in a different chocolate and drizzled carefully in a way that tells you he spent most of his prep time making sure that the dish would look perfect from every camera angle.
It takes everything in you not to audibly moan when he feeds you the first one.
Your dessert date smiles, already confident with the way this night will play out, and you smile back.
You try, you really do. You ask all the right questions, laugh at his jokes and even hit him with a flirty comment when the moment calls for it.
It’s just not enough to keep your attention.
Instead, you find yourself looking past the man in front of you to see if you can find bright blue eyes and a mohawk.
Your spot Johnny leaning against the kitchen island as a group of boys surround him. He reaches over to steal something from a discarded pan by the stove as one of the boys says something to him. Johnny fires back without missing a beat, sending half of them into loud laughter.
Your eyes meet, and his brows raise, mouth still half-parted from his laughter.
You look down so quickly that you’re sure you almost pull something in your neck, and you grab another strawberry just to give your hands something to do.
Your dessert date doesn’t seem to notice your attention has slipped.
“— and it really comes down to what I prioritize. As a gym owner, I try to work out 5-6 days a week. Of course, I try to add in one active rest day since recovery is important obviously.”
“Obviously,” you agree, and your date beams, clearly excited to meet someone who shares his opinion on workout splits.
Your eyes meet Johnny’s again, and this time, he grins.
He holds up the other half of your cheese toastie, taking a bite.
Bastard.
You bite into your strawberry and try your hardest not to smile.
Later, when you’re standing at the firepit, your choice is already made.
The host turns to you with a polished smile.
“As one of our newest bombshells, you now have the power to choose which boy you’d like to couple up with.”
A heavy quiet settles over the villa, tension simmering as everyone waits for you to alter the course of the night.
Your appetizer and dessert dates sit on the benches across the firepit, both confident as if there’s no doubt in their mind that you wouldn’t choose them.
You look over at Johnny, sitting on the end of the bench with his hands clasped in front of him. He looks casual, shoulders rolled back in a way that you would second-guess if you hadn’t just spent an entire dinner watching him not try to get his hopes up.
You watch as he avoids your eyes, jaw clenching slightly as he braces for your answer, like he knows he has a chance but believing so would only make it worse.
Your chest tugs.
There really was never any competition.
“The boy I’d like to couple up with is…” you pause just long enough until the producers give you the signal to keep going.
Johnny’s eyes lift despite himself.
You smile.
“Johnny.”
He stares at you for one beat before standing to his feet.
He relaxes all at once, a grin breaking wide and bright across his face. His dimples deepen as the boys next to him whistle, clapping him on the back and shouting his name as if he’s just won the whole series.
You laugh softly, a grin forming across your own face as Johnny crosses the firepit towards you.
When he reaches your side, he bends down to press a chaste kiss to your cheek.
His mouth lingers by your ear.
“Made the right choice, swear.”
His arm settles around your waist, warm and strong by your side.
You meet his eyes, and something about his expression, the relief and giddiness he’s trying so badly to hide, makes something in your chest soften.
You place your hand on his chest, taking in the solid, firm muscle that rests beneath his shirt.
“Don’t make me regret it,” you tease, batting your lashes.
Johnny exhales, arm tightening around your waist as his eyes move over your face.
“Aye,” he says, softer than you would expect. “Could never do that.”
Somehow, you believe him.
You flinch as a couple nearly wipes out on the foam-covered walkway.
The boy slips first, one leg flying out from beneath him before he grabs his partner for stability and ends up pulling her down with him. She shrieks as they collapse into a mess of limbs, both laughing too hard to get back up.
The challenge had been announced earlier that morning, a relay race to test each couple’s ability to work together.
Beside you, Johnny winces.
“Aye,” he murmurs, watching as a couple bangs their teeth together in a messy kiss. “Brutal, innit?”
You nudge his shoulder with yours. “Nothing we can’t handle.”
He looks down at you.
For a moment, the noise around you dulls. His mouth curls at the edges, eyes bright beneath the beaming sun, and you’ve had the same thought that you’ve been having since you sat across him last night.
How the hell did the other girls miss this?
You understand, somewhat, the narrative that’s been painted around him since he’s been in here. Funny, reliable, good-natured Johnny.
You just don’t understand how that’s managed to cover up the broad shoulders, large arms and the lazy grin that somehow makes him look boyish and charming all at once.
His eyes flicker down to your lips.
A sharp whistle pulls the both of you from your bubble and you turn to where one of the boys is sitting behind you.
“Oi, Johnny!” He makes an obscene gesture that has half the girls around him groaning. “Try not to lose this time.”
Johnny tenses next to you, rolling his shoulders back before wrapping an arm around your shoulders.
You frown.
It really has been brutal to watch on TV.
His last pairing had been with a girl who hadn’t been chosen by the guy she wanted and ended up in a friendship couple with Johnny. During the challenge, you could see her heart wasn’t in it, especially when she had to kiss him at the end.
She left the villa the next day.
And Johnny, despite being such a sore loser, had tried his hardest to act indifferent to the whole situation.
Joked, teased and took it all on the chin in a way that’s becoming very familiar.
“We’re winning this,” you say.
Johnny turns his head towards you, ready to make a joke before taking in the set expression on your face.
His brows raise.
“Are we?”
He looks down to where you’ve already slipped your hand into his, and you squeeze once.
“As long as you can keep up,” you tease, and his mouth twitches.
“Don’t think you’ll have to worry about me.”
You squeeze his hand again and he squeezes back.
“Good.” You smile. “Then we’ll have no problem winning this thing.”
Johnny’s grin comes back properly this time, bright and charming, and you fight the urge to lean in and kiss him stupid.
“Aye?” he asks, letting you pull him to his feet as the host calls your names. “Is that so?”
“Of course so.”
The host beams at the both of you, standing tall with glossy hair and a perfect pageant smile and a part of you feels ridiculous in the neon pink bikini production has forced you into.
You smile as you look down at Johnny’s matching pink swim shorts and the sweatband around his head.
“Are you two ready?” she asks.
You nod.
Johnny looks down at you again, and whatever he sees on your face makes his smile twitch like he cannot decide whether to laugh or worry.
“You’re a wee bit terrifying, bonnie.”
The host grabs the air horn in front of her, directing her attention towards the cameras.
“Let’s do Raunchy Relays!”
The air horn goes off and before he can even process what’s happening, you’ve bolted to the other side of the platform.
“Fuckin’ hell,” he laughs, taking off after you.
The first station is at the end of the platform: a silver bowl with large mounds of whipped cream.
You read the instruction card.
Switch off finding the three cherries hidden inside and pass them to your partner.
Without using your hands.
Of course.
You drop to the bowl before you can think too hard about appearances, and shove your face into the cold, sugary cream.
You faintly register Johnny laughing behind you.
You search blindly until your teeth close around the first stem, and you lift your head.
Johnny stops laughing, eyes moving from your cream-covered face to the cherry waiting in your mouth.
You raise your brows.
He bends immediately, lips brushing yours as his mouth closes around the cherry before dropping it into the waiting cup.
His eyes move back towards your lips, and you smirk.
“Focus, Johnny.”
“Trust me, I’m very focused,” he murmurs, bending down to find the other cherry.
It only takes a few moments before he’s emerging, streaks of whipped cream covering his cheeks.
You stand on your toes to grab the cherry from his mouth, and a large hand falls on your waist, lips pressing a little firmer on his.
“Don’t think that’s part of the challenge.” He grins, thumb rubbing a circle on your hip and you grin, bending over to spit the cherry out into the cup.
By the third cherry, both of you are sticky, breathless, and laughing too hard to be useful. Whipped cream is smeared along Johnny’s jaw and melting down the side of his neck.
You slap your palm against his chest.
“Look alive, MacTavish.”
His hand catches yours for half a second, pressing it flat against his bare chest.
“Aye, ma’am.”
Then you’re running again.
A bright pink mixture waits in a clear jug, something thick and glossy that smells like a fruit smoothie that’s been left out in the sun for too long. A measuring cup sits next to it.
You stop dead, and Johnny skids to a halt beside you. He grabs the instruction card, grin growing bigger as he reads every word.
“One partner takes a mouthful,” he reads. “Transfers to the other partner. Other partner fills the cup.”
“I can’t believe they haven’t gotten rid of this one yet,” you whine, placing your hands on your hips.
He stares at you.
You look past him towards the other two couples. One is still at the cherry station, fumbling for the last one, while the other couple has just reached the jug and the girl is backing away with a horrified expression.
You look at him, and you recognize the same competitive thread running beneath him, the need to win despite how ridiculous this whole situation is.
You sigh. “I cannot believe I’m doing this for you.”
He smirks.
“Knew ye liked me.”
You cross your arms. “Drink.”
“Aye, bossy thing.”
He takes a mouthful and immediately his face curls into disgust that you start laughing.
Then he steps much closer than what the challenge requires, fingers catching your chin as he tilts your head to look up at him. He leans in before spitting the mixture into your mouth.
It’s absolutely more vile than you could’ve even imagined.
You twist and spit it into the cup, shuddering so hard that your shoulders nearly touch your ears.
Johnny loses it, one hand still at your waist as he burst into bright, full laughter
“What?” you whine, wiping your face with the back of your hand as you glare at him.
“Your face.”
You huff and his smile softens.
“You took it like a champ.”
The innuendo hits you both at the same time, and your mouth falls open as his grin sharpens.
“Don’t.”
He holds his hand up in surrender.
“Didnae say anything.”
You roll your eyes before grabbing the mixture and shoving it towards his chest.
“Again.”
Johnny’s eyes light up with delight.
The second transfer is faster albeit a little messier. A little of the pink mixture drips from the corner of your mouth, and Johnny catches it with his thumb before you can wipe it away.
You spit into the cup, breathing hard.
“Again,” you say.
By the third time, you don’t even flinch.
Something in Johnny’s eyes changes, watching you wait for another mouthful because you’re not about to let him lose twice.
That you care enough to help him win.
Your cup hits the fill line.
Johnny slams it down with a shout.
You grab his hand. “Let’s go.”
He lets you drag him toward the final station, laughing breathlessly behind you.
The final instruction card waits.
Pop the balloon using only your bodies.
Johnny reads the card over your shoulder, and you can almost feel the excitement vibrating off of him.
He reaches around you to grab the balloon before lying flat on his back, placing the balloon directly over his lap.
The villa screams at the positioning, and you roll your eyes.
He stares up at you, his face the picture of innocence.
“Get to work, bonnie.”
You drop your knees on either side of his hips, and settle above him, hand firmly resting on his shoulders.
It’s so unfair how good he looks underneath you.
Objectively, he’s a mess. There’s still whipped cream around his face, and there’s somehow remaniants of the pink mixture around his jaw.
Yet, his chest has a light layer of sweat and you feel the heat radiating off of him as he places his hands around your waist.
You bounce down once, and the balloon squeaks uselessly underneath you.
Johnny clenches his jaw.
You drop down again, moving up and down in small repetitive bounces and all you get is the balloon moving beneath you.
“It’s harder than it looks,” you murmur, looking down to the balloon beneath you two.
Johnny huffs out a laugh, and when you look back up, his expression is strained.
“You have no idea.”
You laugh, then shift your weight and roll your hips down more firmly.
His grip flexes around your waist.
“Careful,” he murmurs, tone low and rough around the edges. “We’re still on telly.”
Your smile widens, rolling down again.
“I don’t know what you mean. I’m just playing the game.”
Johnny exhales sharply, and you place both hands on his chest for better leverage, grinding down until the balloon bursts beneath you with a sharp pop.
You drop fully onto his lap, and freeze.
Johnny is very, very hard beneath you.
The villa screams, and the host calls out both your names, laughing at the position the two of you are in.
Johnny’s eyes lock with yours, mouth opening and closing as he tries to explain himself.
You tilt your head, smiling sweetly, before grinding down once more for good measure.
He swallows harshly.
“Yer evil.”
You laugh breathlessly, and you pop to your feet.
Johnny follows immediately, tugging you in front of him to cover where he adjusts himself behind your back.
You glance over your shoulder. “Problem?”
His smile is strained. “You know exactly what ye did.”
“Won?”
“Aye.” His hand flexes at your hip. “That too.”
“We have our winners!” the host announces.
The villa erupts around you.
Johnny claps behind you, pressing a kiss to your cheek and you can’t help it.
You turn, grip the back of Johnny’s neck, and pull him down into a kiss.
Johnny freezes for one stunned heartbeat.
One hand buries in your hair while the other curls around your waist, pulling you tight against him as he kisses you back like he’s been waiting for this all summer.
When you finally break apart, his forehead stays close to yours.
“Didnae know that was part of the challenge,” he murmurs.
You smile.
“Consider it your prize for winning.”
His grin returns slowly.
“Best win of my life, then.”
You two end up sprawled across one of the daybeds, waiting for a shower to open up so you can scrub the sugary mess off of you.
Your legs are stretched across his lap, his hand rubbing absentminded circles over your shin like he forgot he was doing it.
He’s warm underneath you, still buzzing off of adrenaline and excitement from securing his first win of the season.
He looks down at you, smiling brightly.
“You’re staring.”
You shrug, moving closer to him.
“Can’t help it. Winning looks good on you.”
He grins, grabbing your waist to kiss you fully.
A male islander walks by, letting out a gagging noise and the two of you pull apart.
“You two are fucking disgusting.”
You smirk, leaning over to lick a stripe of whipped cream from Johnny’s jaw.
“See!” the boy says. “Disgusting!”
Johnny’s chest puffs. “Disgusting’ winners.”
You know he thinks he’s being subtle, trying to pretend like he’s still asleep with one heavy arm laid across your waist. His breath is slow and too even against the back of your neck.
He shifts again, hips grinding ever so slightly against your ass.
You bite the inside of your cheek.
“Johnny,” you whisper. “What are you doing?”
He stills, before realizing that he’s supposed to be pretending to be asleep and he moves behind you.
He makes a show of waking up, stretching out with a yawn as his arm tightens against you.
You stifle a laugh.
“Bonnie?” he murmurs, confusion lacing his voice, like he hasn’t been grinding against you for the past minute. “What time is it?”
“Time for you to stop acting like you’ve been asleep.”
His face presses into the curve of your neck.
“Was havin’ a nice dream.”
“Were you?”
“Aye.”
His hips shift again, the hard line of him pressing more deliberately against you this time.
“You were in it.”
Your breath catches before you can stop yourself.
The room is quiet around you, but not empty. Someone shifts in the bed beside you, and you move.
Johnny’s hand slides slowly from your waist to your stomach, palm warm beneath the loose fabric of your shirt.
You should stop this. You’re in a room with ten other people, and Johnny is still grinding against you.
You move closer to him, and Johnny takes the opening.
“All that talk earlier,” he murmurs, lips brushing the sensitive place beneath your ear. “Bossin’ me about during the challenge.”
“You liked it.”
His quiet laugh ghosts over your skin.
“Didnae say I didn’t.”
His hand travels higher, then lower again, teasing and tracing a warm path against yoir skin wherever he touches.
“Kept leaning in for me, too,” he says. “All pretty with your mouth open.”
Your stomach tightens.
“That was for the challenge.”
“Aye.” His mouth grazes your jaw. “You were good at it.”
The words settle hot and low in your body.
You turn your head enough to look at him over your shoulder, though in the dark you can only make out the sharp line of his nose, the glint of his eyes, the faint curve of his mouth.
“Johnny.”
“What?”
“Stop being mean.”
His grin deepens.
“You like it,” he says, echoing your words from earlier.
You unfortunately do.
You open your mouth to argue, but his fingers catch your chin before you can, turning you back to him.
His thumb brushes along your lower lip.
“Open up for me, bonnie.”
Something hits you low and deep at the command, and wordlessly, you part your mouth.
He spits into your waiting mouth, and his arm tightens around your waist when you swallow for him.
You stick your tongue out just enough to show him it’s gone.
Behind you, he swears under his breath.
“Christ.”
His voice is rougher than it was a moment ago, the word almost broken against your neck.
“Where the hell have you been all summer?”
You reach back, fingers catching at the back of his neck until he lowers his mouth to yours.
This kiss is slower than the one that afternoon, less fueled by adrenaline and more by the ache that’s been building since.
His tongue teases yours, and you let him in with a soft sigh you have to swallow immediately. His arm wraps tighter around your waist, pulling you back until your body fits against his.
You pull away to breathe, and his mouth goes straight to your neck.
You whine before you can stop yourself.
Johnny’s hand clamps gently over your mouth.
“Easy,” he murmurs, and you can hear the smile in it. “Gotta be quiet for me.”
You nod against his palm.
He kisses your jaw once, like a reward, then slips his other hand beneath your shirt. His palm drags over your stomach, up your ribs, teasing the underside of your breast until your back arches and your ass presses harder against him.
His breath stutters at the contact, and his hand drifts from your mouth to beneath the waistband of your shorts.
He groans softly when he feels how wet you are, the sound rumbling against your skin.
Your hips move on instinct, chasing the contact, and his arm tightens around your middle to hold you still.
“Shh,” he breathes, lips at your ear. “I’ve got you.”
Then his fingers find your clit.
You bite the inside of your cheek, trying to cover the sounds desperate to come out as he begins to rub tight circles on your clit, other arm tightening around your waist to bring you closer to him.
Everything feels a little hazy, any awareness pinpointed to the man behind you and the little cocoon you’ve made beneath the comforter. Johnny nudges your chin back to him and pulls you into another wanting kiss, all your sense hypertuned to Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.
You decide you want to feel him too.
You reach a hand back, fingers brushing against his waistband before slipping beneath the tiny black briefs he’s worn to bed.
You grip him in your hand and you both freeze: him at the sudden contact, you at the realization that Johnny might have the thickest cock you’ve ever felt.
Your hand barely wraps around his length.
“Fuck.”
You stroke him once, and his hips buck into your hand with a trembling exhale.
You do it again, slow and careful beneath the covers, and he presses his forehead to your shoulder.
“Christ, bonnie,” he whispers, punctuated by pulling you even closer to him so your back is firmly pressed to his chest. “You’re such a dream.”
It’s tender, too tender for how you’re both feeling each other up like a pair of teenagers under the covers, but it pulls something in you either way.
He moves his hand from your cunt causing you to whine at the loss, and he huffs a quiet laugh into your skin before tugging your shorts just enough down your thighs that you’re completely exposed. The air cools your heated skin for half a second before he shifts behind you, pushing his briefs down with clumsy impatience.
You bury your face deeper into the pillow as he guides himself between your thighs.
The head of his cock nudges against your wet folds, and your breath catches so sharply that you bite the pillow to keep any more noise from coming out.
He shifts once, and you both groan into the dark.
“Can I?” he asks, and you’re nodding quickly before something comes back to you. The quiet hum of the air con system. The movement of other beds beside you.
The fact that the two of you aren’t as alone as you probably want to be for this situation.
“What about everyone else?” you whisper, and he gives you a long, hard grind. Your eyes flutter when he catches right against your clit, rubbing against you in slow, perfect strokes.
“We’ll be quiet.”
Somehow, you doubt that.
“Just the tip,” he murmurs against your neck, lazily moving his hips from where he’s currently slotted between your thighs.
“Okay,” you sigh breathlessly. “Just the tip.”
He wastes no time.
Johnny presses inside you in one slow, determined push, and the stretch makes your entire body go tight.
A sharp gasp rips out of you before you can stop it.
His hand clamps over your mouth again, his other arm hooking around your waist to keep you pressed back against him.
“Shh,” he whispers, hot and rough near your ear. “I know. I’ve got you.”
He rocks an inch inside you before pulling out, repeating the movement with low shallow thrusts.
“Christ, you’re fuckin’ tight.” His accent thickens and you turn your head back to look at him.
He looks just as wrecked as you feel, mouth halfway parted as his gaze is glued to the subtle movements under the covers, as if he stares hard enough, he’ll be able to actually see where you two are connected. A faint red blooms from his chest up to his cheeks, and he swallows, jaw clenching when you flutter around him.
You can see the effort it’s taking for him not to slam all the way in and fuck you silly.
You nip lightly at the heel of the hand covering your mouth, and he smiles.
“Want something?”
You nod, and he moves his hand to your waist.
“More,” you whisper and Johnny kisses the curve of your neck. “I want more.”
You feel his smile against your skin as he catches your top leg, guiding it back over his hip and opening you further to him. You’re only distracted by the stretch for a moment before he snaps his hips forward in one sharp movement.
Your back arches as the breath is punched out of you by how full you feel, but your body has already started moving, little helpless rolls back into him that make his grip tighten around your waist.
He begins to fuck into you in shallow, lazy strokes.
It’s not enough, him moving too slowly to really build any pressure, but you know what he’s thinking: that the slapping of skin, creaks of the bed or the obscene, slick sound of your cunt taking him back in is more than enough to get the two of you caught.
The secrecy of it only makes you warmer, tighter around him, and he lets out a strangled groan.
“Can’t stay quiet if you keep gripping me like that,” he murmurs, reaching to rub tight circles on your clit.
It shouldn’t be enough, not with how slow he’s going, but something still builds low in your stomach, from the full drag of him inside you, from his fingers on your clit, from the hand groping at your chest beneath your shirt.
“‘M gonna cum,” you say, shocking both you and Johnny.
“Aye?” he asks, shifting your leg higher over his hip before giving you another slow pull that makes you feel every vein and ridge drag inside you.
“You’re doin’ so good for me,” he whispers, pulling you down by the hips to meet his thrusts.
A hazy part of you realizes you hate this. Hate that you can’t see him properly, speak and moan the way you want to, can’t cling onto him while he takes you apart completely.
Another part of you thinks this is just enough.
“Fuck,” you breathe.
His mouth finds your neck again.
“Come on, then,” he whispers. “Let me feel it.”
Your body listens before your mind can catch up.
The pleasure breaks hot and sudden, your thighs trembling as you clamp down around him. Johnny covers your mouth again just in time, swallowing the broken sound that tries to leave you as he rocks you through it.
“That’s it,” he murmurs. “Good girl. Good fuckin’ girl.”
Johnny’s hips stutter, thrusts becoming jerky with every tight pulse around him. His forehead drops to your shoulder, breath coming rough and hot as he buries himself as deep as he can without making the bed squeak in a way that will give away what the two of you are doing.
“Where?” he rasps.
“Inside. Please, inside,” you say, a little deliriously and his whole body tenses behind yours.
For a second, he goes silent.
Then he comes with a rough, bitten-off groan against your shoulder, hips jerking shallowly as he tries to keep quiet.
You both are breathing hard, skin warm to the touch and at once your surroundings come back to you.
Someone from a few beds over shifts.
“Whoever keeps moving, can you please shut the fuck up? Some of us are trying to sleep.” someone says, voice thick with sleep.
Johnny shakes behind you with silent laughter, and you breathe out a shaky laugh, partly from the relief of not being caught and partly from the aftershocks of how hard you just came around him.
“Fuckin’ hell,” he whispers.
You turn your face enough to glare at him over your shoulder.
He looks wrecked, hair mussed with bright eyes and lips pressed in a tight line to keep from laughing all over again.
“That,” you whisper, “was so stupid.”
His grin breaks through immediately.
“Aye.”
“So fucking stupid.”
“Very.”
“We could have gotten caught.”
“Almost did.”
You drop your head back into your pillow.
Then his hand, still warm at your waist, gives one small squeeze.
“Worth it?”
You turn back from your pillow, and that same warm feeling in your chest betrays you. At the fact that if Johnny blinked the right way at you, you would do it all over again.
“So worth it.”
Johnny’s grin turns devastating.
He presses a quiet kiss to your shoulder.
“Best summer of my life,” he whispers.
And even though you have to spend the next five minutes trying to fix your shorts without waking half the villa, you don’t think you can disagree.
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Reader! Who starts realizing they’re in a tv show.
First it’s the odd coincidences happening to not only you, but your friend groups, always managing to pull through in tough or just ridiculous situations. (Not impossible, but isn’t there too much good only happening?)
And then you start hearing that damn laugh track, and it doesn’t matter where you are, your apartment, the laundry mat, your cousins place, your job— you think you’ve actually lost it. Eyes erratic, chest heaving while you wander the park again, trying to escape it, making a promise to God that you will actually will have a melt down if you hear a damn narrator. And you can’t tell anyone you’re hearing voices or they’ll send you off to get “help” but you don’t “need” help. You need someone up above to turn that obnoxiously loud laugh track off.
And just when you think it’s about to happen, the man sitting in the bench with a fucking Mohawk and piercing manspreading and eating a large bag of chips, “Ooooh!” He drawls out in realization, “Gon mental ‘avent ye?”
And you whip around, the laugh track laughing at you specifically again today, you stomp your foot in frustration then shake your head, you’ve got to focus reader! “I’m not-“ you take a deep breath, “‘M not crazy. I-I’m just having a hard time ‘s all...”
He nods in agreement, leaning back and sighing, “Yeahhh, realizing theres an audience laughin ‘nd ‘oooh’ing ‘nd ‘ahhh’ing at ye life ‘s pretty shite, aye Bon?”
Oh, so you’re not the only one here. Or maybe he’s crazy. Or maybe the both of you are. The bag ruffling snaps you out of your thoughts, reaching in the bag and stuffing his face, “Ye hunwy?”
You want to scream, but it’s useless at this point, settling beside him and taking a couple chips. “Does this- bein here- realizing. Does it get better?”
The stranger thinks for a moment, tilting his head to the side, but continues eating. “Cannae say honestly,” he shrugs, “Can only tell ye what can ease the bullshit. But first ye got te relax, can’t run around a park 5 times like tha hen. ‘S no escapin it.”
So this was misery then? Hell even. Omg- the fucking bad place—
The man wags his finger in the air, “Notice how quiet it is now though?”
And you do, for the first time in weeks you do. You can hear the people talking as they walk by, the breeze, birds tweeting, cars passing, the dogs parking in the distance— peace and fucking quiet.
“Thank you…” you trail off, giving him a weak smile.
“Johnny. Johnny Mactavish.”
“And you?”
And you give him your name, giving you a simple nod and repeating it to himself. It’s a gorgeous name.
The bag of chips, tilts towards you in his hand, “Want some more chips?”
“Please.”
a/n: I love shit like this honestly. I’ll do something for Gaz next!
Simon’s version (kinda not tbh but hey🤷🏾♀️) John’s version
You would say you knew this forest like the back of your hand, you spent every summer here as a child, most days spent exploring the forest. Not to mention you had spent the last 3 years here training. You knew there wasn't a clearing there, so why can you see a clearing up ahead, as you approached you could see mangled trees, some trees even completely in half. And in the middle of the clearing was the source of the damage, a dragon. You had been training how to handle and even ride dragons, and the first thing you were told was not to approach an unknown dragon, but you could see the blood pooling underneath the dragon. What were you supposed to do, just leave them there to die.
You kept your distance as you moved to the front of the dragon so that it could see you, you carefully approached waiting for the dragon's eyes to open. You could almost reach out and touch them before they opened their eyes, which were immediately on you non moving. “It's okay, just wanna see your wounds” this didn't seem to soothe the dragon like you expected. The dragon abruptly got up before falling over its own wing and falling back against a tree. You attempted to approach again this time with your hands up in surrender, again you only scared them, you watched the dragon attempt to hit you away with its wing but in the process of moving a cut on their wing ripped open even more and the dragon howled in pain before curling up, turning its back to you, which was a terrible sign because it meant the dragon thought it was unable to fight against you. You knew the dragon wouldn't be able to fly off with an injured wing so you made the decision to head back to your house, you had plenty of medical supplies there.
You made a mental note of where the dragon was before heading home, you grabbed food, bandages, and some dragon pain meds, along with a few towels and the largest blanket you had, it was getting later and colder. You ran back to the clearing, the dragon was right where you had left. You slowly approached, holding a piece of food out in front of you, the dragon looked up at you but made no move to grab the food, which was expected. You set the food down in front of the dragon and walked back, getting the towels and bandages ready. Normally a dragon would never accept food from a complete stranger but you were hoping the dragon would eat because of its weakened state, it was losing lots of blood and likely hadn't eaten for a few days.
After a few minutes of staring at you the dragon slowly bent down to sniff the food, carefully taking a bite and then another. While the dragon slowly ate you walked to the side of the dragon to get a better look at their wing, there was a deep gash going through the wing multiple feet long, you carefully got closer, you placed the towel on top of their wing while you got the bandages ready. When you removed the towel it was soaked in blood and you could see the wound better, it would probably need stitches but you weren't a doctor and your positive the dragon wouldn't cooperate for that, so you simply wrapped both sides of their wing in bandages to stop the bleeding. Once you were done you quickly got off the dragon, who was staring right at you. Based on the amount of blood you could guess there was another injury but the dragon was done eating and all of their attention was back on you, there's no way you could locate and then bandage a wound without the dragon noticing.
Maybe the dragon could sense you weren't trying to hurt them, or maybe they were just so desperate for help, but the dragon moved its uninjured wing to show two deep gashes against their side, blood still coming out. You moved quickly after seeing how serious the wounds were. You had to use three towels and the blanket you brought just to get rid of the blood so that you could bandage the wound. Thankfully the cuts didn't fully go through the dragon's body, and the dragon was smart enough to put pressure on the wounds using their wing, but you would need to call a doctor asap.
The doctor probably wouldn't get here till the morning and it wasn't a good idea to leave a severely injured dragon alone in the forest at night, you would have to find some way to lure the dragon back to your house. Your plan was to go back home, call the doctor, grab even more food for the dragon, and then head back to lure the dragon home. But when you started walking away from the dragon you heard rustling and when you turned around the dragon was up watching you, when you continued walking the rustling continued. The dragon was following you, which was unexpected but it made the whole ordeal easier, you had to use wider paths that way the dragon could fit through without brushing against trees but you two made it back.
You situated the dragon inside the stables, you didn't actually own any dragons so the stables were entirely empty. You placed some more food for the dragon to eat while you called the medics. As expected they wouldn't make it till the next morning, so you wrapped some fresh blankets around the dragon, left some food out, and started making your way out the stables. Before you could make it to the door you heard movement behind you and when you turned the dragon was upright staring at you, it wasn't common for dragons to trust this easily but clearly the dragon didn't want you to leave, so you stayed the night sleeping next to the injured dragon.
But once he found out about that free use pussy under your little pencil skirt he couldn't stop himself.
He presses harder on the bulge protruding from your soft belly, making sure you felt each sloppy thrust of his hips. They're erratic and uneven driven to get him off.
He spits a hot glob of spit down onto her glistening bud just so that you jerk and clench round him tightly.
"Saw you talking to the delivery boy." A rough snap of his hips nearly scoots you across the desk "Laughing at all his little jokes, dumb slut" A mean hand smushes your cheeks together as he spits again, this time between your pursed lips.
When you gulp it down greedily he repays you by flooding your womb. Spurt after hot spurt, till it leaks out around his flushed cock. So much that he has to slide your panties back into place and that does little to hide your leaky cunt.
A thumb rubbing over the glossy wet fabric of the cotton as he buttons up his pants.
"Hold it all in and I'll clean you up after work." He coos as he rights your hair and skirt. He's already half hard again she slips from his office with a coy grin.
An- Tagging Father Paul here was a bit of a bold choice
Pairing: Call of Duty, TBI!Johnny x f!Reader | Rating: T
Tags/Content Warnings: Medical inaccuracies, depression, angst, slow-burn, hurt/comfort
Summary: A soldier suffering from a traumatic brain injury will need to relearn everything from locomotion to language to emotional regulation. Fortunately, there's a cute volunteer at his rehab facility who visits every week to read him poems and help him remember why the struggle is worth it.
Read on AO3 here, or navigate to the chapters below:
Prologue
Week One
Week Two
Week Three
Week Four
Week Five
Week Six
Week Seven
Week Eight
Week Nine
Week Ten
Week Eleven
Week Twelve
Week Thirteen
Week Fourteen
Week Fifteen
Week Sixteen
Week Seventeen
Week Eighteen
Week Nineteen
Week Twenty
Week Twenty-One
Week Twenty-Two
Week Twenty-Three
Week Twenty-Four
Week Twenty-Five
Week Twenty-Six
Dedicated to @youarehereyouaresafe, lover of all things Johnny and most beloved of friends.
Note: This is a little slower-paced and angstier than my other fics, plus some people might not like the heavy poetry. Totally understand if some of my usual readers pass on this one - it's not my best work, but I've had it planned since November and I had to get it out of my head. I have the first third of the story done, so you'll see a bunch of chapters go up at once and then probably won't hear from me for a while. Thank you so much for reading <3
Blowing a kiss to Johnny “Soap” MacTavish is like pulling the pin on a glitter grenade—you never know where the spark’s gonna land.
It’s always a gamble.
You think you’re being cute.
You think he’ll catch it with a wink, maybe tap his heart like a gentleman.
One moment he’s beaming, catching it mid-air with dramatic flair like it’s a bloody dove, eyes glinting like he’s just intercepted enemy comms. Smacking it dramatically onto his chest with a proud “Ach! Right in the ticker! you spoil me, bonnie.” he’ll murmur, staggering backward like you just shot him with a Cupid .50 cal.
The crowd swoons. Children cheer. Birds sing.
The next time?
Public place. Full squad around. Briefing room. You blow that kiss and he catches it with two hands… locks eyes with you… then—with full confidence and zero shame—plants it straight on his crotch. Smack. Hands on his hips. Grinning like a menace. “That’s where I felt it, lass. Don’t lie.”
Everyone turns.
Gaz groans. Ghost doesn’t even look up. Alejandro claps. And Price? He sighs, pinches the bridge of his nose, and mutters, “For the love of bloody God, Soap…”
Soap just winks at you across the room like he did you a favor.
It’s 50/50 chaos. You blow that kiss, you’re playing Russian Roulette with your dignity.
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Blowing a kiss to Johnny “Soap” MacTavish is like pulling the pin on a glitter grenade—you never know where the spark’s gonna land.
It’s always a gamble.
You think you’re being cute.
You think he’ll catch it with a wink, maybe tap his heart like a gentleman.
One moment he’s beaming, catching it mid-air with dramatic flair like it’s a bloody dove, eyes glinting like he’s just intercepted enemy comms. Smacking it dramatically onto his chest with a proud “Ach! Right in the ticker! you spoil me, bonnie.” he’ll murmur, staggering backward like you just shot him with a Cupid .50 cal.
The crowd swoons. Children cheer. Birds sing.
The next time?
Public place. Full squad around. Briefing room. You blow that kiss and he catches it with two hands… locks eyes with you… then—with full confidence and zero shame—plants it straight on his crotch. Smack. Hands on his hips. Grinning like a menace. “That’s where I felt it, lass. Don’t lie.”
Everyone turns.
Gaz groans. Ghost doesn’t even look up. Alejandro claps. And Price? He sighs, pinches the bridge of his nose, and mutters, “For the love of bloody God, Soap…”
Soap just winks at you across the room like he did you a favor.
It’s 50/50 chaos. You blow that kiss, you’re playing Russian Roulette with your dignity.
i imagine the live camera feed goes off one night while youre lying in bed. new sheets still hugging you warm after the dryer. the boys are off doing their personal night routines, heavy guard dogs lay at your feet.
with the chime of your phone, a notification alerts you of outside movement. you consider it to be a waving branch or passing car, yet check it nonetheless. something about inner intuition.
youre glad you did.
watching silently as someones shadow skirts along the darker parts of around your house. passing the kitchen windows with a ducked head, then round the back.
"fuck," you bite your lip. sighing quietly as you toss your phone. "johnathan!" four heads from the bathroom peek around the doorframe slow, eyes open with the use of a full name. johnny fights a grin, ready to watch his captain get chewed out by their lady.
"..ye' love?"
"theres some weird guy wandering 'round the house outside," you inform dryly. plucking your phone back up and leaving said comment there. you reach for your wine glass on the bedside table, sipping as their hearts fall to their ass.
sure, anxiety stirs low in your gut. nipping at your reason and concious. but youre also keen of what your boys have lived through, the dirtest negotiations and most horrific actions.
alway do they come back home into your arms.
you could blame it on pure lack of sleep, but its nicer to pin it on the assumption youre probably the safest person in town.
so you continue with scrolling through ao3.
paying a half mind as military tense rounds over their bodies. simon whistles for the dogs and grabs his pistol. grunting and rolling his bare shoulders in atonished anger at somones sheer audacity. i mean for fuck sakes the mans tired. 
johnnys sneaking grin falls, replaced by a flat face as hes quick to grab a flashlight and gun. moving out the door on simons heels. big dogs herding around them.
"stay 'ere yeah love? dont open the fuckin' door," johns voice is a low growl. grabbing a hunters knife ( anniversary gift from you, his names carved in the wood ) and moving to the window. room lights flipped off when johnny left. scanning the open grass with an annoyed brow twitch. "kyle, wi' me."
kyle nods, glancing back three times to make sure youre content. careful to lock the bedroom door and leave a weapon with you, which he drills in not to touch less you hear the burglar. with a final glance, hes gone with the rest of them.
your ears perk for movement outside. glass shatters and a door kicks open. youre pretty sure you hear the guy shriek — most definitely simons doing, weird fucker was waiting in the dark — a brisk struggle before the house falls silent, words they dont want you hearing are exchanged then hes thrown out onto the grass.
hes quick to jump up and scurry off, wet pants uncomfortable and now stinking.
you sigh with annoyance, replacing windows was the biggest bitch. but whatever, sukuna is realizing his love for Y/N.