Lace. Face.

there is something oddly satisfying about pairing meat with alcohol

☝️☝️☝️

plot twist: she’s a very freaky girl that you can bring home to momma

😇😇😇

😂🤣

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

Finally somebody said it

DONE being sad about the past i have NEW things to be sad about

Reminder everybody that duckduckgo.com exists and doesn’t track you and  doesn’t store your search history. This is good for counter-surveillance reasons, but it also confuses the hell out of advertisers. If you don’t like the search results you get on duckduckgo, you can always search something there and add “!g” to the end of the search and it will route the search through Google, but still will not track you. This is a really easy thing almost everybody can do to resist government surveillance and advertiser tracking.

i cant wait to love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid