biggest small dog

by god what' the hell is that thing

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

growing up the rule was we were allowed to be openly disrespectful and rude to dad, but only if it was funny. if it flopped then we would have to endure a lecture about where we went wrong and what might have made it funnier. or, alternately, he would just say, "oh yeah? well i fucked your mom" which there aren't a lot of comebacks for.

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke

Make this the new meme!

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami

its my gender and i get to pick the appropriate times to misgender myself for comedic purposes

in the evil world im seriousbeaste

guys what would your url be if you were in the evil world

turnipman