margaret atwood was right
The rest of the article is worse, including pearls of wisdom such as:
“my ob-gyn advised me to schedule an induced labor, which helps to kick-start contractions … That gave me about five days to obsess over my beauty routine and what to pack in my hospital bag. And obsess I did. First matter of business: book a manicure and pedicure. If you have a scheduled birth like I did, a prehospital mani/pedi is important on so many levels. My freshly painted nails helped me feel put-together and polished”
“If you’re not having a scheduled birth, make sure your nails are always done and keep your preferred polish in your hospital bag in case you need a quick touch-up.” (because nail polish fumes are great for a newborn baby, right?)
“I did a quick blow-dry and started to feel light cramps in my stomach. I had a feeling the contractions were about to start, but I powered through and did my makeup the same way I do it every day.”
“After getting an epidural, I wasn’t really thinking about my beauty routine anymore.” GEE, I WONDER WHY
This is so appalling why are women forced to do this like you’re going to shit yrself in front of a room full of medical professionals your entire body is going to be bruised from pushing a human out of your vagina. Why must we be pressured to perform femininity during labor. No one cares about your face everyone is paying way more attention to your vulva, which is stretching to accommodate at least six pounds of person sliding out of your uterus…!
Who broke these women
but this is innate :) there’s no outside pressure on women to be beautiful no matter what :) it’s her choice :) :) :) if it makes her feel good it’s empowering :)) i’ve given thousands of dollars to sephora
this is fucking terrifying to me. you’re giving birth! how pretty you look doesn’t matter! women shit themselves giving birth, your doctors aren’t gonna care that you don’t have eyeliner on while pushing an infant out ur vagina omg
Not to mention this is dangerous. You’re not supposed to wear makeup or dark nail polish because they wont be able to check your vitals correctly. The oxygen readers dont work with dark nails. The doctors wont be able to see if you’re turning blue if you got foundation caked on covering it. You arent allowed to wear makeup or have dark nails for any surgery, why the fuck is it allowed during labor?















