petra

little does he know i would love to be exiled on an island away from straighties

*pounding fists on table, chanting* gay island! gay island! gay island!

I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot points were going to be important that day

also it would recap for me because my memory is shit and i can’t distinguish whether or not something really happened or was a dream

i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one

Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :(

oh my god, what the fuck was wrong with me in 2013. what the fuck. wtf

“tbh youre nice and we may not agree on everything but you seem really cool!” haha thats nice mary so what are we talking about here do we disagree on pineapple on pizza or police brutality

me *surrounded by a pack of wolves that are about to eat me*: settle down puppies!! I only have two hands , i cant pet you all at the same time!!!!! Haha !!!! i love you all

you are making more progress than you think you are