victory

@formlessblue

“Gonna shove that poop into your face! STOP IT.”

@formlessblue

“Poopy yourself, Aho!”

“A basketball idiot like you probably already know what’s in those magazines without reading it in the first place. You don’t really need to read them again.”

“Ow, oww–” Fake, nasally complaints escaped his lungs as he grimaced. “It’s not like I was trying to destroy your stuff on purpose. Your stuff was too weak. And I’m taller than you.”

“Just like the perverted Mai-chan idiot that knows everything what’s in there.” Snorts and stares at him. “Don’t act like it hurts!!” Huffs in mild amusement. “Yeah yeah, would have said the same! It’s not too weak, you’re too fat for my bed.”

@intimidatingcaptain

“THIS IS A LIE!!” 

“You can use other magazines. I saw all the basketball ones you had on the shelf, just take some of those.” He sighed as if it was so difficult to talk to an idiot like Kagami. “In the worst case, you can sleep on your couch. It’s not uncomfortable.” Aomine would know. He had fallen asleep there multiple times.

“Haa? I eat too much? You eat more than anyone during mealtime!” He scoffed at the other. “I bet that’s why the bed was weak. It had to lift you and all the food you ate for dinner every night!”

“Oi, maybe I want to read them again?? Or wanna throw them into your idiot face?” Voice cracking a little, not able to stay t h a t serious about a stupid topic like this.

“Eeeh..?? I don’t wanna sleep on my fucking couch?! You should.. just stop destryoing my stuff???” Smacking the other’s head he dropped down next to him. “Oi, I need the food??? Look how tall I am! Not like it carrys your damn weight when you fall asleep on me?!”