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@radbadbrad
When Oz was like "Kitty Kat, let me show you how the door works, you can come and go as you like," I'm pretty sure they didn't intend for me to be running a worldwide food delivery service through their store,
But also, like. They do know me, and this is the risk that they took when they did that.
That's kinda brilliant, though! Lucrative.
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Suuuup, Tumblrbuddies?
Long time, no see!
How've you been, hon?
I've been keeping on. Time has been sn absolute blur. Hah. How're you?
Suuuup, Tumblrbuddies?
*Privately to @midnight-blue-blood*
I decided to be petty and made a call about non-regulation grease disposal for that bitch's nearby restaurant. I doubt it'll shut her down, but she'll have some authoritys' eyes on her she probably wouldn't otherwise.
Also- There's an Octopus. It won't come ashore. Hate to ask, but any chance you could get me a boat? People are starting to fish again and they're going to notice it sooner than later.
While that is certainly excellent thinking, please inform me in advance. We don’t like the living to know about us, if you recall. Don’t worry. I have friends in the force, so to speak. Or, well, a friend of a friend...
Please send me what boat you would like. Nothing flashy, but get something you’ll be comfortable with. I’ll have it delivered during the day.
Right, gotcha.
I'll head up to Bass Pro this afternoon and see what kind would suit this kind of thing and let you know.
*Privately to @midnight-blue-blood*
I decided to be petty and made a call about non-regulation grease disposal for that bitch's nearby restaurant. I doubt it'll shut her down, but she'll have some authoritys' eyes on her she probably wouldn't otherwise.
Also- There's an Octopus. It won't come ashore. Hate to ask, but any chance you could get me a boat? People are starting to fish again and they're going to notice it sooner than later.
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Aw, @radbadbrad , not coming to play?
That's a shame. A real shame. I'm heading back down south to my family's main office restaurant tomorrow and who knows when we'll have this chance again?
Don't be a bitch. You should understand.
Well, actually. I've never been in your shoes. My loyalty comes naturally.
So I guess I don't! 🤷
Sorry sugar. Think of me when you're whacking off.
Oh. So you're a big fat Masquerade breach. Not even one waiting to happen. You just ARE. Literally.
I mean, I will definitely be thinking of you when I whack off. Don't get me wrong.
Aw, @radbadbrad , not coming to play?
That's a shame. A real shame. I'm heading back down south to my family's main office restaurant tomorrow and who knows when we'll have this chance again?
Don't be a bitch. You should understand.
@bed-of-briars @dancefiredance I think I have a date. What do I wear if she's a possible cannibal witch? Like, out of respect and to deter eating me?
dude didnt we have this talk like a month ago
I don't remember! Do you not see how hot she is?!
idk definitely not that hot
I haven't been laid in awhile. Cloud's a living man's thinking.
@bed-of-briars @dancefiredance I think I have a date. What do I wear if she's a possible cannibal witch? Like, out of respect and to deter eating me?
You go near the enemy and you’re cut off.
...she's the enemy, though?
Please stick to the situation at Draper.
Yes ma'am.
While you most certainly have your charms and can easily win over a companion, you must consider who may be out to hurt you due to your new position and responsibilities. People will assume you know more about me than you do.
That's the nicest way anyone's ever said "you might become torture porn".
Good point.
...with that in mind, that "new location" of hers is about smack dab between the base and the lake. So, the lake supplies the creeks that supply the water source for Tinker and I have to wonder- no pun intended- if that's a little fishy.
My dad used to be Head Muckity Muck at the Wastewater plant over there, only reason I know.
@bed-of-briars @dancefiredance I think I have a date. What do I wear if she's a possible cannibal witch? Like, out of respect and to deter eating me?
dude didnt we have this talk like a month ago
I don't remember! Do you not see how hot she is?!
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@bed-of-briars @dancefiredance I think I have a date. What do I wear if she's a possible cannibal witch? Like, out of respect and to deter eating me?
You go near the enemy and you’re cut off.
...she's the enemy, though?
Please stick to the situation at Draper.
Yes ma'am.
@bed-of-briars @dancefiredance I think I have a date. What do I wear if she's a possible cannibal witch? Like, out of respect and to deter eating me?
You go near the enemy and you’re cut off.
...she's the enemy, though?
I'm not not the enemy.
Technically. But.
Goddammit.
@bed-of-briars @dancefiredance I think I have a date. What do I wear if she's a possible cannibal witch? Like, out of respect and to deter eating me?
You go near the enemy and you’re cut off.
...she's the enemy, though?
@bed-of-briars @dancefiredance I think I have a date. What do I wear if she's a possible cannibal witch? Like, out of respect and to deter eating me?
[ID: a tall green and white baseball cap with a trout embroided at the base. The text above it says "My lawyer told me not to disclose the specifics of the relationship between myself, women, and fish"]
@radbadbrad
Yep.
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Hey hey!
FREE slice of pie with any cup of coffee, from sundown tonight until Monday!
Come on down to Praisin' Caines' newest location at South Douglas and I-240!
...be honest. If I showed up and had some pie, you wouldn't murder me and cook me into the chicken fingers, would you?
Aw, sugar, course not. Wouldn't want to mildly inconvenience your mistress.
Plus, you're pretty cute for a redneck. You could always drop by for.... mm... a social call?
Holy shit.
.....k.
Hey hey!
FREE slice of pie with any cup of coffee, from sundown tonight until Monday!
Come on down to Praisin' Caines' newest location at South Douglas and I-240!
...be honest. If I showed up and had some pie, you wouldn't murder me and cook me into the chicken fingers, would you?
