If Toby Schmitz can make fanart about his own character then I am allowed to post stupid crackfics about it that's the rules.

(btw this was posted by Toby Schmitz on his Instagram back in 2016. Stalking pays off always <3)

Anyways here is about 2k words of the Ranger crew adopting a dog:

fuck you *silverflintmadi’s your feed*

“No Billy I’m not dehydrated, it’s just that the weather always matches Flint’s mood.”

“Well you see I do sympathize with your tragic gay backstory but I have noticed a troubling structure to it. Namely that it currently is a perfect fit for the rule of three. As we all know, the classic subversion of the rule of three is a secret fourth instance with an inverted outcome. Therefore I am going to be the one to kill you”

(yes i am a sucker for domestic spaces as metaphors for grief.)

Anyways it's out ! It's fun! Silver's here! So are Jack and Anne! Flint's spiralling! Love all of that!

Read Chapter 3 or The Daughter a Myth Makes on AO3