hello underground creatures of the internet, if you've stumbled upon my account.
I post funny silly Marvel related shitposts, particularly Thunderbolts*, but I'm also hoping to post about my fav songs/bands, The Boys, other series that have caught my fleeting hyperfixation finder 2000
alt acc of @knoxy0rat, used to be a Scarlet Scarab blog so if that's why your here then I'm sorry to disappoint! pardon my autisticness if I get too excited or pissed, my mind is like a hamster in a spinning wheel
I hope to make intro posts for my OCs too, but the main ones you will hear is Embry; (Bob Reynolds gf, catgirl, powers: astral projection and possession) Jett; (John Walker's situationship bf, catboy, no powers other than being a cat demihuman) Peria; (Moon Boy's wife, tiger demihuman, ability to switch into a tiger form and understand cat language)
ALSO, just fyi, this is not a completely SFW account. i do post agere things in non-sexual ways, i do age regress in a non-sexual way. i do post suggestive and NSFW content, but never involving the agere community or any minors. if you have come to my page liking one of my agere posts, i just wanna warn you and say this so things do not get confused.
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Bob as the sentry gets irritated really easily at ANYTHING! He hardly smiles and hates when he has to share the sky with other heroes…..especially Joaquin with his jokes💀
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inside of you there are two wolves. One is Canon, compex, independent, traumatized, stressed, prideful Peter Parker, The other is Fanon, infantalized cutie patootie, smol bean, precious, super duper gen Z Peter Parker. And both are valid, you can be silly and immature without sacrificing or disregarding who you are and what you've been through as a person.
you can NOT catch a break bro... btw, question, what is Lyvia's personality? bc she gives "looks like they could kill you, but is a cinnemon roll"
Hii !! Thank u sm for the ask annndd no i cannot 😔 but ! Talking about lyvia is always a reason to persevere . So i am SO glad u asked 😈😈 this got kind of long actually whoops everything under the cut !!!!
Shes like .... ok lyvias kind of stupid and messy i will be so honest with you. Shes been part of several love affairs (cough cough madelyne pryor as the goblin queen WHOOPPPPSSSS) (and then the romy polycule was a thing in and of itself), she cant do basic math without counting on her fingers, she slept on wades floor for a good portion of her late 20s, she hasnt had a set hero costume since the xmen bc she doesnt know a good seamstress, just .. yk for example. She is sweet though, very friendly, very agreeable, albeit a little awkward. Ur kind of right about the looks like they could kill u but is a cinnamon roll thing but its like.. less that shes too sweet to kill anyone and more that shes either too guilty ab the lives shes already taken OR! because shes genuinely so bad at fighting later on in her lore that she literally could not kill anyone 😭
Deeper into it though she is kind of a doomed loser. Love her to death but yeah. She really tries to do the right thing all the time, she just wants to be a good person, but without fail, no matter what, she always makes the wrong decision at the end of the day. Consider like, even from the start of her story. Shes just trying to hang out with her friends, and then suddenly the bunker theyre in is filling with an unidentified liquid and everyone is warping and they look Wrong and theyre screaming and begging her to help and the one thing she can think to do is run and save herself. Lyvia really — all she wants is to be a hero, or someone that people could look to for help, but shes too disorganized and panicky to be the right person to fit that role. She takes it on anyway (very poorly) dont get me wrong, shes just really bad at it 😭😭😭😭
I thought she would be such a badass character bc of her face piercings. to me face piecings= instant badass cool. but nah, Lyvia just chill. I totally get why you shipped her with Steven now, they are so perfect together :')
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sometimes Bob just. forgets he's invincible. like, he can get hurt when he's caught off-guard, but his super-healing is fast. he just forgets he's super-powered. random ass scenes below the cut (ft. Embry and antics from the Thunderbolts :3)
the Thunderbolts had a "mandatory vacation" to let off steam and chill tf out and were sent to a cottage by a lake. Ava and Bucky aren't the biggest fans of water, but Alexei, Yelena, Embry and John are always in the water. Bob loves the water too, but he was a bit hesitant walking in when the bottom was more mucky then sandy.
"I don't wanna leech to latch onto me" he complains. but above the water, "I don't wanna get bitten by mosquitoes :("
a lot of the mosquitoes get their probiscis snapped off because they try to bite him, but his skin is invulnerable. he does get a few though because he didn't realize they were on him.
when a barefoot John has been walking around the cottage after a swim, he tracks a tiny bit of blood. why? because a fat ass leech was latched onto his calf, and everyone else just thought it was just alge or something that was still clinging to his skin. well, Ava knew it was a leech but decided not to tell him.
Bob is very squeemish, so when John ripped it off, Bob's face was pulled into a sneer of disgust, his hands were twitching and his skin had that sensation of something squirming on it. Alexei offered to burn it alive, Yelena offered to chop it because she wanted to see "how much of John's blood would spill out" (John looked very alarmed) and Ava offered to drown it in salt. Embry ended up smashing it between two rocks, Yelena cheered, and Bob watched, horrified, through the window.
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during a mission, Bob was caught off guard and shot. he was okay, of course, but it did still shake him up. he was worried, so just incase, him and Embry (who worked as an emotional support girlfriend) went down to the medbay. there was a bullet that had migrated to his stomach, but she assured him that by a few days his stomach acids would break it up and he'd be fine.
that night, it was Alexei's turn to make dinner, and he made an abomination of a meal. everyone else refused but Bob, being kind (and a bit of a push-over) had some. que to him vomiting his guts up in his on-suite bathroom.
(I have a hc that his body has a developed response to vomit things up that felt wrong. he's tried to overdose before, he's eaten a lot of things he shouldn't have when he was homeless, and his body now just rejects some food. sometimes it's the texture, sometimes it's the taste, he can't handle super spicy things because of that, and he just in general has a sensitive stomach and is squeemish.)
Embry, who has been holding up his hair and rubbing his back, and Bob, who was just used to ts, both went silent as a hard *clunk* hit the bottom of the toilet. that bullet that had been easily ignored and assumed "not a big deal" was vomited up. Bob has vomited up a lot of things, but this was new.
don't worry, Embry cuddled him for the rest of the night and his doctor said "that's one way to get rid of a bullet"
After living together long enough, the Thunderbolts essentially develop their own secret language. Not on purpose, mind you. And they don’t even realize how strange it is until they have to work with other heroes and everyone stares at them like they have two heads.
It starts with the others making fun of Bucky for using outdated slang from the 1930s. He doesn’t care to break the habit or learn the modern slang, but he decides he has to get back at them somehow. So he starts making things up. At first, they’re close enough that only he can tell they’re fake, but then he starts pushing to see how weird he can get before they realize he’s fucking with them.
Once she figures it out, Yelena follows suit by mixing made up Russian phrases with her real ones. Alexei soon joins her (after she had to explain what she was doing multiple times so he wouldn’t ruin the joke), then Bob and John start throwing out fake Southern phrases left and right. And Ava gets to join in twofold, because she adds in fake and real phrases from both England and Argentina.
It doesn’t take them long to figure out they’re all doing the same bit, but it doesn’t take the fun out of it. They keep doing it, and some of the fake slang starts to stick. Eventually, they’ve created a mishmash of phrases pulled from across time and space, as well as from their own asses, that they all understand perfectly. It’s more secure than any code any intelligence agencies have ever come up with.
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We need a thunderbolts* holiday special but instead of christmas like usual it's halloween and we get to see the shenanigans they get up to around october
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