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You’re telling me this plot has a hole? Is it tight?

why are you as an adult open-mouth coughing all over the place

I HAVE TO DO THE WORK SO THAT MY LIFE CAN BE DIFFERENT AND I CAN REAP THE BENEFITS

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

this person wins everybody else go home

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

Some of you men are really cool and deserve very good things. The others, y'all's mom should have swallowed you

hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with

gifmakers be like yes i know this will flop i simply have too much love for the thing. and i think that is VERY sexy of us

Sorry for falling off. That was on purpose. I had to become something I wasn’t in order to remember what I was.

wait did something happen to Jesus

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you