Rowan

In my heart of hearts I know Andrew was the type of child to keep lizards in his pockets and then forget about them so his foster parents would find a shit ton of dead lizards in the laundry machine and have no clue why until Andrew leaves and suddenly the lizards stop showing up.

Thank god Neil ends up playing Exy professionally because if he had a desk job he’d get himself fired in a week because he kept telling his boss that he understood why his wife was cheating on him anytime he asked Neil to do anything slightly out of his job description