[Afterlife_Arcade]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

Genuinely pisses me off to look through a singlets DNI list and they have (pro) endos on it like you don’t even go here shut uppppppp.

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing

my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half

gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off