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One of the purest forms of loyalty is someone protecting your name when you're not in the room.

Like the most ill-fated of the girls before her, she is poison-limbed.

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

The house is surrounded on all known sides by cautionary signage.

i get it if you can't deal with jennette mccurdy's prose style but what i don't get is the criticism i keep seeing that Half His Age has a "bad" ending. given what this story was about, there was never gonna be a slam dunk mic drop climactic ending, that wouldn't fit. waldo's is a quiet sort of victory.

Reading people’s thoughts on Jenette McCurdy’s new book makes me weep for media literacy. It’s like they wanted the main character to look at the camera and say “by the way this is all bad” at the end of every chapter

What a horrifying ordeal it is to read a book that feels like staring into a mirror

So like, I see people criticize the age gap relationship in Half His Age as if it isn't explicitly the point that the relationship is inappropriate, with the lead being a girl desperate for approval & affection of someone that she feels understands her despite his being far older than her. If only there were some indicator that this relationship is textually inappropriate. Like calling it "Half His Age" or something.

i feel so bad for ppl who don't like to rewatch their favorite shows/movies. i love returning to my favorite stuff regularly. i feel like i'm catching up with an old friend

everyday I spark up the blunt of gratitude and take a biiiiiiiig inhale

In the parcel of books sent by a friend, she finds a dissertation on holly bushes.