schmood ;)

my wife is online

i don’t like baseball but the team from puerto rico is playing in the Little League World Series and i’m here to support them

some guy is trying to talk to me and he keeps snapping in an attempt to get my attention

talking about white people dreads was a curse, a whole bunch of them walked past us while we were on our way to the boardwalk and i just want to set myself on fire.

howl wanted to dye his hair today so we did that and now he’s electric boogaloo part 3.

muertos talking splatoon 2 up and i...got it. i know she’s going to troll me as payback for leading her into multiple traps in all the other games we play together.

let a bitch live!! if the way i speak bothers you so much just unfollow me.

i’m so glad i’ve established my blackness so throughly that i no longer get anons for using aave or saying niggie on dash.

my name on all my messaging apps is got milk bitch? and every time i message bun he says some raunchy shit about it.

am i being salty on main?