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u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

feeling very motivated towards social activism today. might even go online and nitpick some semantics with a 12 year old

those little guys on the side of the nerds boxes?????? i love them

boneless Yoshi

Take it back Lumnch

Take it back

I hate it when vodka tries to be fancy and use fancy adjectives to describe their products like I’m drinking fucking gasoline okay like this isn’t wine tasting we’re all here to get black out trashed and you know it

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

While you were wasting your time considering me as a romantic option I was studying the blade

@ girls with girlfriends … how did u do that …

Talk to a girl