Ten fun facts abt rat that nobody asked for:
he wore braces from the yrs 12-22
he played (still does sometimes) sax
he lost his virginity to the prom king in his sophomore yr of high school
they became high school sweethearts until the dude caught him kissing someone else
that started his downward spiral (or as he likes to call it, “self discovery”) of cheating/sleeping around, and him delving into the world of polyamory and open relationships. this is also when he realized that he’s not really a jealous person, though he gets a kick out of making others jealous
he was absolutely a mathlete
the first time he broke his leg was when he was 10 and his brother dared him to climb their neighbor’s tree and spy on the Hot Girl. instead of a Hot Girl he got an eyeful of Old Dad Ass as he fucked his wife. he subsequently fell the fuck outta the tree in shock/fear
nobody ever believes him when he says he lives w his baby brother bc said baby brother is 6'5" with blonde hair and blue eyes
he’s an amazing painter/photographer and probably could have (read: should have) gone into one of those fields. his mom offered to set him up w/ all of her connections in America and Egypt but he’s always been pigheaded and demanded to go into a field where he could advance All On His Own. he’s now working a 9-5 that makes him want to fall off a cliff
when he falls in love with someone, he falls Deeply In Love. he’s got lots of it to share, and the more partners he has the happier he is. he really, really likes showering partners in affection and love and sarcasm and bad food and movie nights and lots of sex, and doesn’t do well with being alone/single for long amounts of time
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