Shades of Grey

Oh, just wait for Christmas. Nora and Simon both put on quite the show. It’ll test your training.

She keeps it pretty close to her chest, but I know he’s a mechanic and that she’s taken to smiling so hard her cheeks hurt. And to think the first time they met, she had me bail her out with a fake emergency.

Is there like a Faline-spouses club I can join?

I said the same thing to Bailey and she took a shot. Wanted to see if you’d do the same thing.

Yeah, Hunter and I are pretty much married anyway. A big day of it seems like a lot for something we all already know. But I don’t know, she and Manny have been staring at each other every moment she’s not panicking about the reception. She’s really warmed up to him.

My day job’s running towards scary things, remember.

Practical. I like it.

“I mean if you think she’s into me, but I’d rather be fucking you.”

“Trust me, they’ll never be making films of my stuff, far too racy for the mainstream cinemas. But, as long as you like them, that’s all that matters to me.”

Ok, ew. You know I mean I don’t want her walking in on us. She’s coming over as a favor to help with some last minute wedding stuff and she still has a key.

“I mean just mentioning the word tease has me desperate to take your clothes off.”

“I’d start a petition if I had more clout.”

Stopp, Ceci will be home any minute.

“Pretty certain it’s the teasing that’s keeping this relationship going.”

“Sideways it is. So you’re convinced they’re lesbians too? Thank god.”

Oh please. You don’t give us enough credit.

“You? Overwhelmed? You’ve no seen just how much I’m revealing under here.”

“Okay, we have looking sideways, face forward aggressive, or clasped hands near mouth. You’re call. No, I think KJ said something to her about me having no taste in colours. You wear one orange sweater and suddenly you’re Velma from Scooby fucking Doo.”

You’re such a tease.

Sideways, for sure. You have a beautiful profile.

I may walk through if I’m in the area.

Sounds good.

Bar tab?

Yeah, we’ll probably work something out with Tom to have an open bar. At least for my favorites.

Didn’t know you were doing… that. Bully for you.

Yeah, early November. At Tom’s place actually.

“You can look at three different things then. One, I need you to pick which of these three headshots you like for my author portrait on the back of my book. Two, look at me because I want to look into those gorgeous eyes, and three, is more watch that look, because underneath this robe is some super slutty lingerie that I think you’re going to love.”

Well now I’m just overwhelmed.

Headshots first, while you look into my eyes, then lingerie.

Should I even ask?

Wedding prep. My sister insists I be a part of the color scheme picking. Said we’re late in picking it or something.