Shit On Lock

You’re not helping.

I’m here. You’ve got this. Let’s get this kid outta ya.

Just say you’ve got me.

I can’t answer stupid questions, Morgan.

Will you go in with me? If we have to do the surgery?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Got it.

I’d say it wasn’t in the birth plan, but I know by now this’ll happen how it needs to happen. You have my consent for surgery if it gets to that point.

What–What can I do, babe? What do you need me to do?

Now is not the time for technicalities.

He’s sideways or something. 

Sideways or something. So, he’s stuck?

I’ll be mad until my vagina recovers.

Also, you’re kid’s grounded.

Remember. I’m only half responsible for this.

This couldn’t have gotten easier the second time around?

I made it. First of all, I always have my game face on. Second, you can hate me all the way up until he’s out. That’s your cut off.

Morgan: My water just broke at work

Morgan: Meet me at the hospital.

Nate: fuck

Nate: i mean

Gemma

Marie

Donna

Wyatt

Mike

Abel

Man, please. Don’t you got a girl? Mine will kick my ass if I’m not there, it’s her sister’s wedding. I can’t miss it.

Next weekend. If you don’t show, I’m gonna get real familiar with your grandma’s tamale recipe.

Let me walk. I’ll meet you next Saturday and I’ll tell you all about it.

Ugh, me estás matando. Man, this is messed up. I can’t miss this wedding and you’d only be holding me a few days just to be an ass.

I’m not giving you my boy, but what if I let you in on the bigger operation?

The what now?

Naw, man. I ain’t a snitch. You won’t hear it from me.

Then my hands are tied, Manny. I’m sure you would’ve made a very handsome date.

Who?

Whoever’s paying you.

C’mon, man, I’ve got a wedding I’ve gotta go to tomorrow. Not to mention it’ll break my abuela’s heart. I’ll walk away right now and you can take the car. Be a hero on both ends.

I’d consider it if you gave me their name.

You ain’t got shit, man. Where’s your evidence? And word on the street is you’re suspended anyway.

You’re right. But it’d be wild if I called up my partner on the way here, who very much is on active duty.