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ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Kiana Khansmith
Not today Justin
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Claire Keane
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if i look back, i am lost
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@paletmblr event xvii ā§ comfort
You got the makings of greatness in you. But you gotta take the helm and chart your own course! Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes, youāll get the chance to really test the cut of your sails and show what youāre made of! And.. well, I hope Iām there, catching some of the light coming off you that day.
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i also drew these :>
when i younger i had a crush on a radio tower. like, a specific one. he was my tall red-eyed loverboy and every day on the way to and from school i would take comfort in the fact that my love was watching over me like a guardian angel. at one point he started appearing in my dreams as a many-voiced winged being of wires and dials. honestly i still think younger me had taste, but i know i'm mentally ill now so i can usually rationalize my way out of simping for a broadcast pylon.
This is the only crush confession that matters to me
what is your holy trinity of fruits
how is the kentucky derby not trending on here?? the horse with the lowest odds wins and immediately starts biting everything in its sight, that sounds like a tumblr legend to me
oh my fucking god
This horse wasnāt even supposed to be in the race. Horse number 20 (canāt remember itās name) dropped out the day before for whatever reason, and Rich Strike was just barely able to sneak a spot into the derby before the deadline. Not to mention that this was just some garbage $30,000 horse that didnāt have any kind of impressive breeding (yes I am aware $30k is still a lot, but for a Kentucky Derby horse, thatās chump change). He was the second biggest upset in the history of the Derby, with one other horse (Donerail) winning with 91-1 odds before in 1913 (Which, for reference, Iām pretty sure Donerail with his 91-1 odds still holds the record for the worst odds in the history of the race. Just for context of how shit Rich Strikeās 80-1 odds were. Not THE worst, but definitely up there).
I am in love with this shit horse who wasnāt even supposed to be there, had some of the worst odds in the history of the race, and had the worst starting position who completely destroyed all of the favorites to win. Watching him come up to first right at the last second was THRILLING.
This story is fucking hilarious
So Rich Strike has barely won a race, but he ALWAYS shoots up in the last stretch. He goes from 11th to 4th, from 8th to 3rd. Rich Strike hits the final corner and suddenly gets flashbacks to his previous life as a Klingon warrior. He starts snarling curses and heads for the finish line like it insulted his ancestors and must PAY, that's just how he runs races
And this was a blisteringly fast time for the Kentucky Derby- one of the fastest races EVER. When the announcer realized the time when they hit the halfway point he was like "Jesus CHRIST" It was incredible. Which means the lead horses, the favorites, were sprinting as hard as they could the entire race. By the time they got to the end they were exhausted
And here comes Rich Strike, turns the last corner and his vision goes red. The lead horses can't pick up the final sprint like usual- they already ARE going flat out. Rich Strike comes up on the inside, NOT exhausted by fighting for the lead spot, howling "DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR" like the complete fucking lunatic he is and just blows past everyone
He's ready to kill. He wants to tear into some Romulans and destroy the Federation, and he wins everything
Then the guy on horseback whose job it is to help slow the running horses down after they cross the finish line comes up and Rich Strike LOSES HIS SHIT
He bites the other horse, he bites the rider, he bites himself. He's like "oh you think you can slow ME down?! I'LL KILL YOU. QAPLA!"
He's completely insane and I love him
Hail to the KING. I watched this happen on TV last year, Best shit i have ever seen and the only time I have cared about the Kentucky derby.
He screams out of nowhere with the fires of hell at his hooves, and the audience started BOOING THIS HORSE as he went to collect his roses. A thousand rich fucks mad as hell, hating the guts of this insane rando who has ruined their party. Huge Lokasenna energy (look this up lol).
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sitting on this one for a little while but... bibically accurate body horror fractal sunflower
Kurapika is the joker for nonbinary people
how many languages did your middle school* offer? (and what were they!)
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*for non americans, thatās what you attend between the ages ~11-14 btw
not counting like. english if you live in america/spanish if you live in spain/etc btw
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nutcourse (nut..discourse..) continues! what is the best nut?
peanuts
cashews
almonds
pecans
pistachios
walnuts
chestnuts
hazelnuts
macadamia
other (add in the tags)
pls reblog if u vote i ā¤ļø democracy
Who pulls off blue eyes WORSE?!?!?!?
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I just watched the latest episode three times in a row and I just. I need to talk about this.
More specifically, I need to talk about THIS moment:
ā¦because this is some of the best autistic representation Iāve ever seen. I know, this is funky Star Wars animation how good can it be, but just bear with me for a minute.
Home is where the Heart is
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Hold me
Redraw cause the scene was...disappointing...in the anime
