in the flesh-prison

a twilight origins movie would open up on a scene of edward back in the victorian era, celebrating his 17th birthday

they did way too many tests for me to not turn out neurodivergnet

Evil yaoi that has two men who are just the worst. They have committed insane transgressions against the entire world. They should not be forgiven for anything. They did it for themselves and ruined countless lives in the process. I'm not even sure they like each other. But it is romantic

girl help they are sorting me by colors and shapes

so if animals in nature perceive certain bright colors as a sign of danger/predator, and humans are animals, why is my ibuprofen pill neon-orange

It's dangerous to go alone take this (*shoves an uncomfortable amount of orange-colored ibuprofen in your hand*)

does anyone else fear and distrust the absolute enthusiasm all ads have about ai

inventing straw men until one of them comes to life

I'm very comfortably afab but I have a fascination with trans characters that might manifest as something else later in life

Call me a military dad the way I'm not based anywhere

You always end up writing about the thing you're most familiar with that's why I write about being in bed

"utterly shameless" what good has shame ever done for me?

we cant both be like this it’s bad for the family

grandparents will see an old photo of themselves and grandma will go "oh look how beautiful" and grandpa will go "i remember that i was weighed at the doctor two days before this was taken. it was 25 degrees that day"