REID ANELKI

"That makes sense actully. Explains one of my itnerns only being able to eat cheese and ham."

"Probably. Or they might just really like eating cheese and ham." [Points into darkened alley with a small hut at the end of it with a sign: ICE CREAMERY] "The ice cream stand is right over here."

Why is everyone asking me that? I’ve known her for less than half an hour.

[Starts walking] "Oh, you know, they all acquired massive food allergies! Or, actually you weren't in town at the town at the time so I guess you wouldn't know... "

Good. Sometimes things disappear.

In the meantimeeee....so Doc, is there a thing...you know, going on between you and Rose? 

"No it’s fine. I talk on the radio for a living."

"Correct."

"Hmm. I'm not blabbering in your ear too much, am I? I have a tendency to do so, on occasion. I'm really sorry if I am!" 

"StrexCorps runs Desert Bluffs. They bought our lovely baseball team. But they started to win which was nice."

"StrexCorp sounds a bit frightening. Anyways,they changed the manager for the Sunbeams, right? That really crippled Treyvon Murphy's opener winning streak, but hey, it's all about perspective."

I’ll be there in five.

Alrighty, doc! I'll make sure it doesn't move or anything... I suppose.

"Comeing through the Vortex. It wasn’t approved by StrexCorps so I was removed from my wonderful job as the voice and kicked out."

"I was sadly kicked out of my beloved town so I came here to Night Vale to live."

"That's an excellent choice you've made to come here, I must say!" [whispers: "I'm actually required by law to say that, you should know.."] "Should I even ask you what happened to make Desert Bluffs kick you out?"

"I ould love that sir. I’m Kevin from Desert Bluffs."

"F-from Desert Bluffs?"[Looks around pensively.] "I hope you don't mind if I ask...but what brings you to Night Vale, Kevin?"

"Mind if I join you, stranger? Now that the Cloud's cleared up the sky is such a lovely chartreuse!" 

I’d like to take a look at it.

Is it a buzzer?