i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i canāt get up i have been chosen
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i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i canāt get up i have been chosen

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THIS IS THE BEST USAGE OF THE ARTHUR MEME IāVE EVER SEENĀ
speak to them in a language they understand

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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time. Ā
Iāve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time
How does it feel to be an adult?
exhausting and everything is expensive
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and heās still choosing to sleep, thatās my kind of dog
I noticed the other day that girls usually adapt to their bfs hobbies like if they enjoy idk surfing the girls will start learning facts about it and buying cute things related to it for them and being so proud of their bf like theyāre a star even if they arenāt that great at surfing just out of pure love and joy ā¦.. But men never fucking adapt to their gfās interests like they canāt possibly care less about makeup for example or theyāll just complain about them taking too long to get ready instead of sharing the passion for it and watching them create something beautiful and being interested in why is it that it makes her feel better to do her makeup. Men are so used to not trying at all fuck that tbh!!!!
yall are just dating the wrong fucking people lmao
Seriously, you ARE dating the wrong people. I work in a makeup store and the sheer amount of guys that are fully engaged in what their girlfriends/wives are doing with makeup surprised me. Yes thereās a lot of guys who scoff and roll their eyes about being in the PRESENCE of makeup, but thereās sooooo many that are consistently engaged, looking at colours wanting to help (even when theyāre visibly confused and you can see they want to help but donāt know how). My boyfriend even knows more than I thought just from listening to me talk.
Find better quality guys that take interest in your interests and stop settling for assholes.
the person youāre dating should be your best friend. Not as in, date your best friend, but as in if your partner doesnāt engage with you at the same level as a best friend (or even just a friend), there is something wrong. Itās not long term material. Couples that act like men and women are āoppositeā sides in the relationship game are such a weird concept for me. āOh, weāre married, my wife is basically an obstacle to me getting a nice night out with my friends hahaā or āoh my boyfriend doesnāt do any of the housework ahahaha boys am I right?ā like, ?????? you,re not supposed to be on opposite sides, both pulling to get what you want. Youāre supposed to be a TEAM. thatās, like, the whole point of a relationship. Like, not only does my boyfriend know and care about my interests, even the ones I rant about that know bore him a little (and vice versa - I now know a lot about Eve Online and he knows more than he has probably ever wanted to know about star wars fanfiction), he also knows about my day to day stuff. Like, Iāll ask him to do the laundry and heāll answer āokay but whereās the little net bag you put your bras in so they donāt get stretched in the washer?ā because he fucking LISTENED when I bought it and told him what it was for. like I said. Youāre a team, conquering adult life together. That goes for everything, from getting excited and calling him over when I spot a simulator game on sale at the store (even though wtf simulator games I will never get the point of them) to figuring out the most efficient way to keep the living room clean. *high fives my boyfriend, cartwheels out of the house*
-My boyfriend learnt how to plait hair because he knows that I struggle with it and now he is better than most girls I know. -I try my best to learn about classic cars and stuff because he loves stuff like that. - He can do my makeup better than I can - Iām trying to learn Spanish because he lives in Spain now. - He watched a full web series I love even though he hated it because I got super excited about it and he wanted to understand what I was excited about. -We went snowboarding in Bulgaria because I wanted to try a hobby of his.
We are a team, we have separate interests, the same interests and we create new interests together.
Date someone that supports you, date your partner in crime. Donāt date someone that doesnāt support your interests dude.
Patronize these kids at your own risk.

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THE WORLD IS TURNING⦠UPSIDE DOWN
THE WAY JOHN SAYS āAlright, stop it nowā WHEN SHERLOCK ON THE ROOF MAKES ME FUCKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME HE
I CAN HEAR HIM SAY IT. OH GOD. WHY?
I FEEL LIKE ITS A REALLY UNDER APPRECIATED LINE BUT ITS BURNED INTO MY BRAIN LIKE
This is a real tweet from Donald trump in 2014. Oh my god
Mrs. Hudson: Knock knock
John: Who's there?
Mrs. Hudson: Nacho
John: Nacho who?
Mrs. Hudson: Nacho housekeeper
Guys I'm on a night shift so I didn't get to watch apple tree yard. What's happening? Or did anything even happen for that matter...??

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if sherlock can repress the memory of eurus existing so can I
If anyone went to see tfp at the cinema, what did that 15 minutes of extra footage that they were advertising contain?