Weight of living

I baked cookies.

You can get sick that way.

Oh, that’s good. Well, Elijah covered me in mud but I won’t act like I didn’t deserve some of it. Not to say that I regret it, because I don’t.

I feel like I should ask more about the situation but I also feel like I won't like the answer. It's impossible for the two of you to get along, isn't it?

Perfectly adequate. I have managed to haggle a few pieces down, I am merely waiting for their delivery. How is everything in your world?

Any time. I’m actually really good at getting people to leave. No wait, that sounds bad forget I said it.

It's okay. I know what you meant. 

Hey. Hey. Guy. Back off! You heard her, nothing is for sale.

...Thank you. I didn't think he was going to leave.

I guess so. There’s no sign saying you can’t.

Right. You can never be sure, you know?

I really like it. The only thing I drive is that beat up truck over there. ((He said pointing to the 1970 Dodge D100 Half-Ton.))

Is that truck... safe?

It’s okay. We all have our off days. Nice car, though. ((He said, looking to the car and stepping closer so he could get a better look.))

Thanks. It's my baby. 

I don’t see a keep out sign with your picture on it, so I think you’re safe. Unless this is a trap.

A trap?

I don’t think there’s anyone else around to argue otherwise.

Should I expect someone to argue otherwise or...?

First come, first serve.

I wasn't sure that applied when it came to car parks.

Nice car…

Thanks.

((Looks at the side of the road.)) I guess you can. The curb’s not red, so…

Good point. It seems that I am not thinking clearly today.