Random Weird Things I’ve Totally Said as Sentence Starters
“Okay if I do draw dicks, are there any specific ones you want me to draw?”
“Are you still gonna be a grumpy edge-lord, or are we gonna talk like civil adults?”
“I can’t see, I have a hat on my head.”
“You guys are nasty, and I am frankly,a little turned on.”
“SHIT I FUCKED UP, HELP I STARTED A PLASTIC SPOON ON FIRE!!”
“It’s them fuckos from that dinosaur movie!!”
“This chip is like me, very salty yet could break at small amounts of pressure.”
“You sir, need to calm your fucking tits.”
“I’ve seen some weird shit, but this is pretty weird even for me.”
“DIAMOND ISN’T A METAL YOU DIPSHIT!”
“You can go fuck yourself, with a cactus, and no lube.”
“Sadly you can’t fuck the void, but that doesn’t mean I won’t try to.”
“Do you like, ever think before you speak? Because I know if I did, I’d probably make at least 90% of my conversations less awkward.”
“Don’t eat the lava, how many time do we have to go over this?”
“Someone pray for my gay ass, because the way things are going I’m gonna need it.”
“No stop that, jazz hands are prohibited, can’t you see the sign?”
“Who needs water? Not me, I haven’t drank water since like two days ago. Probably why I’m so tired and feel sick all the time, but still. I don’t need no damn water.”
“Well rest in pepperonis.”