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Should you fight the fine arts students????
Musicians: Maybe. They have to run through the stress of reeds and bows and partials and 64th notes. If you catch them right after practice, competition, or audition, they will murder you without a thought in the most violent way possible but otherwise they are smol and harmless
Drawers/painters: No. They do not think. They are not human they are like psychopaths in human skin. If you breathe their way they will put toxic paint in your tea and you will die before you can say Picasso
Writers: Fight them before they get too powerful. They are crazy from dreaming up new lands and plotlines that their idea of reality is extremely fuzzy and cannot defend themselves properly. Trust me I am one of them
Photographers: These people are willing to risk their life to get the perfect shot. These people have almost died trying to get that said shot. They have nothing to lose, and they will be merciless into your death and they will kill you slowly and painfully
Digital Artists: fight them. They are usually weak from spending hours in front of a computer drawing up a perfect sketch and they'll be weak and undefended if you strike them from behind
Dancers: NEVER FIGHT THEM ARE YOU INSANE? these ppl are the ones who are the most aware of their bodily abilities and their kicks are super strong from doing all those spins and they will leap away before you can strike back and they will fight you mercilessly to the tune of the nutcracker. Never ever fight them. You will not be able to see them attack and you will be defenseless and pathetic as you die
Actors: What have actors done to you? They are tiny and helpless almost like little babies. If you like murdering babies go ahead, you monster
Singers: Depends. If it's a soprano, you better run the fuck away because they will use their voice to shatter the glass around you and you will die. If it's an alto or mezzosoprano, you better run the fuck away because they have unbridled rage from not being soprano and they do not care about releasing their rage on you. If it's a tenor you better run away but don't show them that you are scared bc they can smell fear. if it's a bass you can probs outrun them, but if you are cornered you will die. Oh, so that's not a depends. Its a HELL FUCKING NO
Sculptors: Yes fight them. First you must destroy their sculptures and weaken their morals and then stab them with their own broken pottery piece because they can't fight you back if you have their shattered work in their hands
Designers/Architects: Designers??? MAYBE??? Bc they have those giant scissors for cutting fabric but if you take them away they are defenseless like what are they gonna fight with? Clothes? And architects you better run away bc they can control rocks and marble and they will use their black magic to bury you underneath a mound of earth and your body will never be found
Filmmakers: Do you know what they have up their sleeve? No you dont. Could be props. Could be a harmless rabbit. COuld be knives. Don't fight them the risk is too great. Especially avoid the directors
Calligraphers: Do you really wanna fight them? I mean come on they only make pretty words for you and their art is so under-appreciated you should just give them a hug, refill their inkwell and silently walk away
Figure Skaters: See dancers. Also, blades on their fucking feet. Bad idea.
Tips That Can Save Your Kidâs Life.
THIS IS IMPORTANTÂ
When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didnât want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase âpeanut butter cups.â (Iâm happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now).Â
I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didnât want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didnât know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked âHey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?â And she said âIâll be right there.â And she came and got me within minutes.Â
Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didnât seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldnât worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only âwomanâ around that wasnât related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked âNext time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? Iâve been craving them.â And she came and got me, just like that.Â
Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Donât discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is.Â
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this is the most romantic thing iâve seen all day
No shit. That tom cat was like:
âThis thorn invested wall means nothing.â
âI will gladly walk on it a thousand times over, if that means I could be with you, my lady.â
and the lady cat was all:
âMy brave darling.â
OOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED!!
Suddenly my muse insisted me to draw the personification version of the last pic, and who am I to reject inspiration when it comes so willingly to me? At least this will help with the artblock issue I currently have to deal with.
Russian imperial era inspired because hot damn.
Note: I tried google reverse image (and other reverse image search engines) those photos and came up with nothing. I wish I knew the original photographer because I want to love hug him/her so hard for capturing such inspiring moments.
with all this cursed child bullshit i wanted to make a list of things to remind people who cedric diggory really was bc cc is bullshit and it is NOT how he should be remembered
cedric diggory tried to call a rematch for a game he won bc harry fell off his broom bc of dementors and he didnât think that was fair
cedric diggory was the first one to congratulate harry on geting the firebolt
cedric diggory defended harry when his dad bragged about ced winning said game
cedric diggory had a unicorn hair wand core which is know for literally being the least likely to turn to the dark arts
cedric diggoryâs wand was made from ash
âThe ideal owner (of an ash wand) may be stubborn, and will certainly be courageous, but never crass or arrogant.â (x)
The ash tree symbolises sacrifice, sensitivity, and higher awareness. Likewise, the wand wood should reflect Cedricâs sacrifice of his life, and his sensitivity to Harryâs welfare by helping Harry figure out the clue to the Second Task. (x)
The ash treeâs characteristics resemble the ones of Cedric: open-minded, tolerant, social. (x)
cedric diggory told the hufflepuffs to stop bulling harryÂ
One side of Cedricâs face was covered in a thick orange paste, which was presumably mending his burn. He grinned at Harry when he saw him. âGood one, Harry.â âAnd you,â said Harry, grinning back.
cedric diggory told harry about the egg because it was what was fair
cedric diggory smiled at harry before the first task
cedric diggory warned harry that krum and fleur were catching up during the second task
cedric diggory told harry to ignore amos when he was pissed that harry was getting all the triwizard gloryÂ
cedric diggory was crucio-ed by krum during the third task but still sent up red sparks so that krum wouldnât be attacked by anything in the maze while stupefy-ed
cedric diggory told harry to take the cup
cedric diggory argued with harry james potter for 41 lines about how harry should take the cup
cedric diggory helped a limping harry walk to the triwizard cup by holding him up so they could share fucking eternal glory together
cedric digorry died with his wand out ready to fight along side harry
cedric diggoryâs last wish was for harry to take his body back to his family
âI liked Diggory,â said Krum abruptly to Harry. âHe vos alvays polite to me. Alvays. Even though I vos from Durmstrang.â
a boy who was good, and kind, and brave
remember cedric diggory ok

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ace!poison ivy au where some gross dude is like âasexual? so youâre like a plant lolâ and she just looks at him with a completely straight expression and says âyesâ and then one of her plants eats his head.Â
*harley quinn voice* âleaf my girlfriend aloneâÂ
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WHERES THE PICTURE OF OBIWAN THROWING MONEY AT POLE DANCING ANAKIN?!
I FOUND IT
Omfg
And then the stars alignedâŚ
s/o to the dreamers on here. âĄď¸
keep working, one day itâll come to life.
Love this
i needed this!
You can say all you want, but Derek Hale, who literally had bags under his eyes after looking for Stiles for days, who recognised Stilesâ scent and his bat, who looked panicked when Chris was about to shoot Stiles and who dreamed of Stiles after Kate Argent attacked him, would not forget Stiles
the phrase âcuriosity killed the catâ is actually not the full phrase it actually is âcuriosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it backâ so donât let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
See also:
Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Letâs not forget that âJack of all trades, master of noneâ ends with âBut better than a master of one.â
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So donât worry if youâre not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
These made me feel better
Also, âgreat minds think alikeâ ends with âbut fools rarely differâ
It goes to show that conformity isnât always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesnât necessarily mean itâs a good idea.
what the fuck why havenât i heard the full version to any of theseÂ

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Amber Rose has the best response for why women should NEVER feel ashamed of demanding safe sexÂ
Amber Rose is simply not interested in your slut-shaming. The unapologetic social-media star doesnât mince words when it comes to a womanâs right to own her sexuality. And you have to hear how passionately she defends the women in the audience.
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Like father, like daughter
For all intents and purposes, Derek is human in this scene. And yet, look at the way he protects Stiles from Liam. He puts himself in danger, fully knowing his strength and healing abilities are diminished, to keep Stiles safe. He restrains Liamâs arms, heâs physically turned his body so that Stiles his behind him, his shoulder is up as an extra barrier between Stiles and Liamâs claws. Even when Stiles gets the idea, we can see through the bars (in the 6th gif) that heâs trying to reach over Derekâs shoulder to get at Liam, but Derek pushes his shoulder up higher to keep Stiles away. And after Liamâs calmed down and Stiles says, âI got it,â Derek still keeps a hold of Liamâs wrist, not letting go until Liam is in full control. Tell me again how Derek doesnât care about Stiles. Tell me again how Derek doesnât consistently and knowingly put himself in danger to protect others. Tell me again how Derek doesnât possess the right abilities to be a good Alpha.
Derek deserved so much better
Hell yeah he did! The number one thing (cause letâs face it, there are many) I will never forgive Jeff Davis for was his treatment of Derek Hale!
Based off of this and thisÂ
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, âMy car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?â The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, âWe canât tell you. Youâre not a monk.â The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, âWe canât tell you. Youâre not a monk.â The man says, âAll right, all right. Iâm *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?â The monks reply, âYou must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.â The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, âI have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.â The monks reply, âCongratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.â The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, âThe sound is right behind that door.â The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, âReal funny. May I have the key?â The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, âThis is the last key to the last door.â The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I canât tell you what it is because youâre not a monk
Originally posted by disneyasastrology
BWAHAHAHAHAH.Â
the way i learned this, it was always told through spoken word. And youâd do the door thing for ages. AGES. literally just making up any old material. âbehind the foam door is a door made of spinachâ that kind of shit. Go on until whoever is listening has already begged you to stop and has now gone on to pleading, clutching your shirt on their knees pleading. And when you finally said the last line? People went fucking nuts Like there was a good chance of just getting the teeth knocked out of you after telling that joke.
A friend of mine did that shit for 30 minutes on a camp once. The entire fucking bus just exploded in anger when she finished. It was a fucking massacre.Â

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ok but this editing is crisp??
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, weâre all Ross.
Excuse you.
Excuse you
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.Â
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when sheâs got a guitar.  Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.Â
we all need this on our blogs
This is the most beautiful post on all of Tumblr.
Thank you.Â
Tumblr is the new âFriendsâ @summersrage @no-place-like-it
I donât know if there are any words to accurately describe tumblr. @abunchofstuff @no-place-like-it