gregory house m.d.

official hiatus post until i get shit figured out. will be here in a few days, i think. 

❛      now that’s just messed up. young people nowadays -- getting an appetite for weirder & weirder things by the day . . . by the hour, even. me, i’m a vegetarian ( ha )  i look like one, smell like one. i’d say i taste like one, but that sounds like dangerous territory where you’re concerned.  ____ mind you, cannibalism itself manifests itself in the fingernail of the thumb & the tint of the eyes. it has to do with magic. or science. or whatever. 

it is not coincidence that brings this doctor, an embodiment of true bitterness,  to haunt the businesswoman with his company  . . . nor is it sharp-toothed fate, smiling cruelly upon him. on the contrary, he himself bears the full weight of the blame, for  he had commandeered the office’s  owner ( the man who smells too much of ginger as he tries to quell his smoking habit; the man who might be able to update house’s office )   __________ this intrusion was, after all, the best way to gain easy favors.                               thus: here they are.   ❛  good thinking on apologizing. i mean, instead of talking to you, i could be out there saving lives or something. i hear that’s what doctor’s do. 

   ❛  i felt a personal obligation, & you can’t blame me; you walk into a room, & all attention is diverted to what looks like garfield’s pelt sitting on your head. but sure ___ you’re right. i’m the doctor ( ha ) what can i do for you?          _____ but i’m just saying, if it actually is garfield’s pelt. then i’d dye it as a precaution; people are very fond of that fat, old cat. but i, personally, prefer him as a hat. 

 ❛ ________ what makes you so sure ? that the fashion advice is tasteless, that is . really, just looking at you is making my leg hurt. but i guess it’s also makes to  to say ‘what makes you so sure’ that unsolicited fashion advice isn’t one of the part of the E.R. services? if it isn’t . . . then, it should be  -- i mean, good god, look at you! this is more important than your sick child .

  ❛  __________ ah, but that’s the fun part of being a doctor.   if you express anything as your medical opinion,  then it immediately becomes acceptable.   for example : it’s my medical opinion that you should do something cool with your super-whatever. 

❛  ______    i was told there was a patient who definitely looked like a cannibal in the clinic,    & i had to check it out . . .    if it’s you, i can’t say their wrong. does it taste like chicken? 

 he dedicates as little attention possible to her. that in itself is nothing new: he has made it very clear to hospital administration that this is a waste of his time, & ( in his opinion ) the patients’ simple act of coming to the clinic was often a waste of the their time as well; very rarely was there ever something significantly wrong with them, & he didn’t very much enjoy spending all day wiping runny noses.  he flicks the file closed & tosses it unceremoniously upon the counter before speaking with muttered words, muttered words  ( repeated in the very same intonation she had spoken )  . . .  ❛   _________  i don’t prefer spendin’ much time here with you folks what wind up here because of their own idiocy. 

i don’t make blogs often but when i do --- i make them by the dozen

  ❛             what an interesting life you must lead. no _____ seriously. i have no doubt that selling paper must be thrilling.    it definitely doesn’t sound like you’ve been stuck in some sort of midlife crisis since the time you were a teenager. & how can i be of service today? 

  ❛      ________________  somehow, it’s very encouraging that all you need to confidently assume the position of  doctor . . .    doesn’t include years spent in med school.    COOL.  there’s the slight of a crooked smile playing at his lips,  although there is nothing of mirth,   nothing of amusement kindled upon his features.    on the contrary, there only lies deadened anticipation, which manifests itself not in the curve of his lips, but instead within the metallic glint of blue eyes. indeed, let the games begin.  ❛       step by step, though --  unless you trust your lying abilities so much that you’re willing to just wing it, i recommend taking off the jacket. & yes, it is because it makes your butt look big. 

ONE ( NAME / ALIAS ): georgie TWO ( BIRTHDAY ): august 2 THREE ( ZODIAC SIGN ): leo  FOUR ( HEIGHT ): 5’4 FIVE ( TIME ): 12:28  AM SIX ( SLEEP ): 4-7 hours SEVEN ( FAVORITE BOOKS ): harry potter, crime & punishment, life of pi, rosencrantz & guildenstern are dead, frankenstein, murder on the orient express EIGHT ( FAVORITE ARTISTS ): hozier, rainbow kitten surprise, the war on drugs, alt-j, glass animals, rayland baxter, ibeyi, the beatles, sylvan esso NINE ( LAST MOVIE WATCHED ): harry potter, the godfather ehehe  TEN ( COLLEGE ): gnaws fingers off as i wait for college acceptance letters ELEVEN ( DREAM JOB ): theatre light designer or  neuroscientist  TWELVE ( THE MEANING BEHIND YOUR URL ): the word “questionable,” for me, just about sums up everything about house. he himself, & his methods, are questionable; he makes those he associates with question their own convictions (often); he thrives upon questionable circumstances. 

 ❛           not exactly original, so i admit it’s not my proudest moment . . . but, it most be done:   you know that red hair isn’t curable . . . though it is treatable. i can prescribe you hair dye from a local pharmacy.