chapter titles for your writing and enjoyment
Feel free to use them if you like
- (character’s name) And The Case Of The Missing Will To Live
-I Have Several Questions
-Is It My Turn With The Serotonin
- Breaking The Fourth Wall: Step By Step
- Carpe Diem, Carpe Collum, Carpe Natem
- (He/she/they/etc) Yee’d (his/her/their/etc) Last Haw
- I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
- The Swatter, The Fly, And The Audacity Of This Guy
-Holier Than The Holy Grail
- How To Turn Medusa To Stone
-The Tension Is Higher Than My Estranged Uncle
- Making 100% Legal Purchases With Casually Acquired Legal Tender
-I Thought We Were Simply Having A Wonderful Christmastime
- Sleep Is For The Weak
- I Want To Catch Fish But All I Catch Is Feelings
- And The Lord God Said, ‘Bitch I-’
- Grasping At The Basics Of The English Language
- What The Heckity Hecksauce Bro
- The Pain Is Temporary But The Swag Is Forever
- I Am The Third Wheel To Our Tricycle
- If Anyone Hurts (them/him/her) I Will Gently Come To Their House And Sweetly Set Their House on Fire And Aesthetically Watch It Burn
- Divorce And Losing Custody Of The Kids: Such An Iconic Duo
- Whatever Kinks Your Sink
- (my/their/her/his) Existence Is A Blessing
- Batman Is Turning In His Grave
- Cooler Than Cool Original Doritos
- Seducing My Way To World Domination
-Things Are Constantly Happening
- You Can Dress The Devil Up All Fancy But It Doesn’t Make Him Any Better
- My Chemical Imbalance
-Woah There Pal, That Was Pretty Edgy
- Mitochondria Is The Powerhouse Of The Cell
- Dad’s Back With The Milk
- How Not To Accidentally Join A Mexican Cartel 101
- My Subconscious Is Vaguely Terrifying
- I See A Little Silhouetto Of A Man Scaramouche Scaramouche Will You Do The Fandango
- The Human Equivalent Of Scoring A Hat Trick In The World Cup Final And Finding A Cure For Cancer On The Way Home
- I’m So Happy I Could Go Supernova
- Apparently We Were Flirting??!
- Sorry I Can’t Hear You From Way Up On My Podium
- Dancing In The Subway Tunnels
- Paul, You Absolute Breakfast Muffin
- My Friends And Family Are So Underrated
- My Lawyer Said I Don’t Legally Have To Talk To You
-In My Defence, ( he/she/they) Started It
✨and that’s all folks✨
thanks for reading have a nice day!