I Came, I Saw, I Blogged.

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

basically i like to pick my interests based on what will be most embarrassing for me at any given time

"can you be a fan of a video game you havent played" discourse is stupid, because plenty of people who played the game have some of the dumbest fucking takes ive ever seen

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety