Questionable Bones + Slime

This is better than any ATLA live action remake we could ever hope for

I can't stop laughing!

yesterday in economic botany we were learning about plant based oil compounds and stuff and my botany professor was talking about lynn seed oil, which in woodworking is rubbed on over furniture as a varnish. this oil has an exothermic chemical reaction with oxygen, meaning that the reaction creates heat. what often happens, apparently, is that woodworkers will finish rubbing on the oil with a rag and then will ball up the rag and throw it away, but because the reaction is taking place and the heat can’t escape (like it would on a piece of furniture where it can be cooled) it gets trapped in the rag, which gets hotter and hotter until it reaches the temperature where it bursts into flame. apparently many woodworking shops have been burned down by this. the proper way to dispose of rags with this oil is to hang them up on a clothesline, so again the reaction never gets enough heat to start a fire. im telling you this because im a writer and ive never heard of substance that will just…spontaneously combust conveniently like that so long as it’s in a confined space. my botany professor tried it in a trash can in his driveway and it did indeed burst into flame after 45 minutes, which is an exceptionally convenient time delay. im sorry im tying this so fast my laptop is on 2% battery and theres no outlet an

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

every time i have to see another post make its rounds on here that's like "black sails is literally perfect because it understood that the spectre of yaoi is enough but lesbians need to be shown fucking on screen" another ten years get subtracted from my life span. like are you people seriously so fucking stupid that you don't understand the reason it is like that is because straight men love to sexualise women having sex with other women but can barely stand to look at two men simply kissing each other with the innocence of little children, from a distance, in a badly lit room, while the wife of one of them is watching. rupert penry-jones has even talked about this multiple times, how he joined the show expecting to be in much more of it and for flint and thomas' story to be much more detailed and explicit, but the network literally did not let them. he was genuinely confused about it when he was just done filming. and also it's so painfully obvious how especially in season one, eleanor's and max's sexual relationship exists mainly for the gratification of the male viewer, to lure in viewers. but sure. it's literally perfect

everyone needs to get weirder, yes, but also get kinder. get more supportive. get more loving. be good to your fellow fans, especially the creatives who give you art and gifs and fics and fancams and and and. treat each other well because on tunglr dot hell, we are all neighbors. and neighbors look out for each other

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.