Questionable Bones + Slime

anyway I was having this very vivid and unaccountably funny dream about what I suppose you would call a heist crew, except their MO was less about stealing and more about breaking into rich shitheads' houses to throw absolute ragers and trash the place and then disappear into the night. it was all very sleek and admittedly even sexy but the main thing I remember about this dream is that the leader of the group, who's exactly the kind of smooth young hotshot you think he is, was always in the process of getting spectacularly dumped at these parties. always a different woman. months of planning and stress and then when he should be in his element kicking back, accepting congratulations on all sides, man of the hour, he's getting dumped. again. and his whole crew is watching with a very low amount of sympathy because they love the guy but ooooh they know better than anyone that he deserves this. what the fuck was my subconscious cooking with this.

Peak, your subconscious was cooking peak

as a lesbian y'all have got to stop being bitchy and cruel about mlm media getting love and attention on tumblr like it's not cute

I'm going to be so for real if there was a lesbian show as blatantly horny and explicit on tv right now as heated rivalry (from my lips to god's ears) all these radfem adjacent accounts on tumblr would be kicking up an INSANE fuss about objectification and fetishization and it would be sooooo insanely annoying

I understand Trolley Operators but I think that there's a massive unexplored power dynamic here. Ava is just one functional cog in the machine of the COI — she's leading this mission, sure, but who knows how many people are in the food chain above her. Stratt was one of the key components in the Entire Earth's Last Hope. like. Ava would be terrified to death of this woman

Cannot express how disinterested I am in seeing traumatized characters "reconcile" with their canonically shitty parental figures.

I probably don't have to even say this but this has turned out to be the most "omg Blorbo from my shows" post I could have made. I have no idea who tf 90% of the people in the tags are but you're very passionate about them.

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

God Bless people who dress wild and go out in public. I love seeing a woman in all pink with pink hair and pink nails, with a tiny dog in a pink outfit in her bag. Or a massively goth dude covered in piercings sporting a giant green mohawk. Cosplayers. SCA reenactors. Ren Faire people. There’s nothing I love more than a pair of handsome young men walking around in Revolutionary War outfits. Just please keep dressing wild and freaky. You bring color to life, and it never fails to put a big smile on my face.

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

Fuck yeah! go, little guy!

I LOVE YOU A/B/O FANFICS WITH OMEGA MALE CHARACTERS AND ALPHA FEMALE CHARACTERS !!!!!!!!