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this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

op are you a time traveler

ooops sorry ignore this post for a few years

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

me in 70 years

how many elmos must die

101 elmos

cruelmo deville

This shit was barbaric even for 2001

You can just feel the presence of computer viruses in these pictures

girl it straight up smells like malware in here

hallowed be thy ween

you’re gonna hollow out my what

your ween

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

“sigh…. this extremely hot water will have to do”

back in the day when stuff was normal