what if you were a PROFESSOR and your new BOYFRIEND gave you an ANT FARM because he thought you said you like ANTS but you actually said PLANTS and then you MARRY HIM but you have a MISCARRIAGE so you allegedly DIE and become a TEST SUBJECT for a biotech CORPORATION and now YOU are the ANT trapped in a LABYRINTH of CORRIDORS

I made a promise, if in four months this feeling ain't gone

I love when shauna gets that sadistic ass look in her eyes like she wants to maul you…

AND WHAT IF WERE JUST SPINNING? AND WHAT IF WERE JUST FLAT? AND WHAT IF JESUS HIMSELF ATE MY FUCKING SNATCH? AND WHAT IF IM AN ANGEL? AND WHAT IF IM A BORE? AND WHAT IF I WAS CONFIDENT WOULD YOU JUST HATE ME MORE?

Sorry I'm still on The Implications of severance and religion. Because Innie Burt has a different faith from Outie Burt. The only God Burt G has ever known is Kier, the only doctrine is the handbook- which he broke. By the circumstances of the world he lived in he is a capital 's' Sinner. He cannot beg forgiveness - from Kier or anyone else. He cannot atone. He was punished with non-existence for holding a man's hand and he is gone now. Is he judged by the doctrine of God or the doctrine of Kier? In either case, does he actually make the cut? Is his soul only released once his body dies or is he already in whatever afterlife Outie Burt hopes is waiting for him?