I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

250 years and most native tribal groups continue to not be federally recognized. Embarrassing!

die girlies reading this 🥰

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement

People need to relearn the word "lying" and stop using "gaslighting" as a replacement

you are right and you should say it.

There is,,, a lobster. On the way

There is a lobster somewhere in the facility but we don’t know where

This is not a joke btw I was supposed to receive and acclimate a lobster today but I waited around in the lobby for an hour before finding out that the Lobster Deliverer went around back and gave the lobster to the aquarist and he went out on a diving trip without telling anyone where he put the lobster. There is literally a lobster here somewhere and we can’t find it. Lobster location unknown.

Update he put it in one of the lobster traps tied to the pier. Which is fine, that’s where it was gonna go anyway until we set up its display, but I would’ve preferred to acclimate it before plopping it into the ocean. But the hooligan has been contained. There will be no surprise lobster attacks today.

Oh my god happy anniversary to that time we misplaced Neptune!!!!

20 years into the Hail Mary mission. sun gets a little dimmer by the day. world's gonna end. most people are just chilling though. chatting on the street like remember when they sent our middle school science teacher into space that was crazy huh. he's probably dead. he's probably fucking dead. the kids are smoking astrophage

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

trauma dumpling