Can You Feel It Now, Mr. Krabs??

Literally the best post I’ve ever seen

booboo the fool (self diagnosed)

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

The last one was great!

FRITO-LAY COMING FOR BLOOD OMH

Who else thinks Frito-Lay wrote a big book of comebacks just to deal with these idiots

im screeaming out of my ears

act a fool girls

What a surprise ending

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

a weapon to surpass metal gear

do you want to try prime

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

why is this so fucking funny

This is awesome!

yes more of this pls

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD