Queens of Bass

Camille is the WORST.

If you can dodge, Georgina Sparks, you can dodge a ball.

Remember how we all thought the scene with Max at the door was going to be in the season opener?

I do kind of love how ruthless how Obie's sister is.

OMG Zoya is literally down for murder.

Protect Max at all costs. ALL COSTS.

Monet's hair is fabulous!

Dan! They mentioned Dan and what a terrible writer he is.

I love how even the press follows GG.

Andy Cohen???? What are you doing here??? OMG they're talking about the OG kids! Cici also says hello to the uncle!

Protect. Max. At. All. Costs.

Nate!!!! I love that the OG's are semi involved with taking her down. Nate putting it on the spectator...

My girlfriend is loving all these scenes in Rome.

MAX MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS.

Also please give me Chuck, Blaire, Nate, and Serena coming in to school the other parents on how to deal with GG.

And of course I find out about the cancellation WHILE watching the new ep. WTF. I’m going to blame the WB merger. That seems to be the cause of all pain these days.

That poor boy, Kate is using him. Not doubting she actually likes him...but she’s also using him.

Do we think Chuck and Blair would be at this shindig? With Henry and Emma tagging along?

I REPEAT. MAX MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS.

Legit, Emma has sarcastically / lovingly called Audrey and Max “Mom and Dad” at least once. Also she is ten thousand percent behind suing the bitch.

CYRUS!!!!

I love that library so much.

I REALLY dislike Audrey’s Dad and Jessica. Like REALLY.

Not loving Lu’s mom either.

BLAIR KNOWS GAGA. The scream Emma just let out at THAT revelation.

THE INTERVENTION.

Okay, but why did Monet and her mom hugging make me cry.

THE OLD INTRO.

AND ELEANOR!!!!

“And I can say that because he and I are good now.” GEORGINA IS SERIOUSLY UNHINGED AND I AM HERE FOR IT. 

AK-EYE! 

Cici would like to know if Max is that awkward around Nate.

Cici really hopes Max is not this awkward around Nate.

“Reek of Desperation”. Thank you Audrey’s dad for using one of my absolute favorite phrases. 

TRANSFUSION??? GEORGINA WTF.

“Basic Blair and Serena” LOL

JC CALLING ELEANOR. You can’t tell me that wouldn’t turn into a race for JC to find Emma and have Emma take her to Eleanor.

There we some nights where one just needed a post party snack. And tonight happened to be one of those nights. So as Emma entered the penthouse (shoes in hand so as not to wake anyone who might be sleeping), she bee-lined for the kitchen and the leftovers she knew had to be in there. 

Their new chef, while not quite as good as their one in Paris -- but then he was gorgeous on top of being amazing, was quite talented. She enjoyed experimenting with different things. Like cultural fusion. So if Emma was lucky, there might be some of the Japanese Style Street Noodles she prepared the night before still tucked in the back. Provided, of course, Henry hadn’t come by and gotten to them first.

Brothers...

Listed by birth order...

Anastasia, daughter of Dorota and Vanya (25)

Milo Sparks, son of Georgina Sparks (25)

Leo, son of Dorota and Vanya (23)

Henry Bass, son of Blair and Chuck (22)

William Archibald, son of Serena and Nate (20)

Unnamed Serena/Nate Son (18)

Cecilia Archibald, daughter of Serena and Nate (17)

Emma Bass, daughter of Evelyn Bass (17)

Oooooh a wedding episode...excellent!

Dear people on the floor above me...WHY ARE YOU DRILLING SOMETHING AT 7:30 AM??? I am trying to enjoy coffee alone in my office and watch Gossip Girl.

FINALLY!!!!! GEORGINA!!!!!

GEORGINA THROWING SHADE ON DAN. LOVE IT.

AND NELLY! This episode is serving up so much OG goodness.

Emma totally would have offered up a Bass property as the venue.

Zoya calling Milo!

HOLD UP. THE PHOTOS BEHIND GEORGINA. IS SHE AT DAN’S PLACE???? DID SHE TAKE THE NEW GG TO THE OLD GG’S CURRENT APARTMENT???? PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS WHAT SHE DID.

They’re bringing in a paranormal expert! I can’t. Also I have Serena with Nate in rpland so Georgina just haunting Dan alone is all the more entertaining to me.

What does Georgina have against Max’s parents?

No. Seriously. What does she have against them?

Emma running into Georgina tho. I need it. 

“Bezos once asked him for a loan...” OMG.

“Since they decided to show their true colors and I have more important things to deal with than who’s running the school,” Max shrugged as he looked at her. Sure, he probably should care but he’d realized a lot after his bender. He realized where he stood in the group and after everything going on with his dads he’d rather not end up in the middle of what was going to turn out to be a shit show.“

"Great, because if there were I could promise you consequences would come to whomever tried it.” He wasn’t about let the battle for school dominance between Monet and JC effect him when he wanted no part of it and had other things to deal with in school and outside of it.

“Sure, I don’t mind the shopping. I could use some retail therapy myself.”

"Excellent!” Looping her arm through Max’s, Emma led him away from the school and towards the rest of the city -- where a multitude of stores were just waiting for their patronage. Quite literally. People like the two of them...when they decided to spend...most boutiques bent over backwards to make sure their money was spent there. 

This was a complicated world that she lived in, one that he knew well but also didn’t like at times. The rivalry and bitchiness that went on could be a lot but it was the world that he was born into and called his own and he had to survive in it somehow. What was nice was being around people who got it and relaxed a little.

“Of course,” Aki smiled with a nod. He was sure it could be but there was also the drama that followed their crowd around, not to mention Gossip Girl who liked to do nothing but cause more problems. So here he was contemplating on offering, he knew it would be find with Audrey and Max.

“She is but I’m sure she can loan me out for one night,” he teased. He wasn’t going to bring up Max, not yet. “If you prefer someone else I’m sure I can find someone but I’m willing to escort you.”

“Oh, thank you! Thank you thank you thank you!!!” With an excited grin, Emma grabbed Aki’s arm, nearly spilling her drink in the process. No way did she want anyone else. Considering the amount of time one had to spend with their escort -- both in preparation and on that night -- there was no one Emma would rather have by her side. 

Now if they could just convince Cici to join in the fun as well...

“I promise, we are going to have the BEST time. Archaic practices aside. It’s a good thing I look AMAZING in white.” And she did. But then again, it was hard to find something Emma didn’t look amazing in. 

Evie followed her brother’s gaze to the marks on her arm, the bruises that, if one looked close enough, mimicked fingers. Like someone had grabbed her and hard. Pulling her sleeves down in an attempt to cover it, she waved it off as she moved towards the bar. “It’s nothing. Just a bit of...bedroom fun. You know, the kind you want to know nothing about...” It was as good as answer as any, as what brother wanted to hear about his sister’s sexcapades.