Sheilaeus, Goddess of Kickass.

This is my plan for today. Lol! 😜😜😜

💋💋💋 #lexusgirl #hondagirl #girldrivers #watchoutforgirldrivers

To the man who plays like Leo in Titanic, Ben in Pearl Harbor and last but not least, Ryan in the Notebook: you're 33 today!!! You are the dishsoap to my dishes, the bag for my vacuum, the detergent for my laundry, and the disinfectant wipes for all the germs around me. Lol! Happy happy birthday to the love of my life! I love you! 😘😘😘

Like, really? Lmao! 😒😒😒

#buriedinhair #happywifehappylife #queen #ohohsheila #queenmouth #longhairdontcare #bored #feelingartsy #artsyselfie #artsy #fartsy #cravingicecream #netflixnight #waitingforhubby #ilovemakeup

My new "mom to three turds" fashion. Don't have time to dress up right now. Maybe when Gerard Butler comes to town---then that'll be the time. Lol! #lazyass #mybestfriendissweats #tootiring #momontherun #thankgodforyogapants

It's so disgustingly hot today that Isa and I wanted to cool off with this new thingy majiggy iced flavored peach green tea lemonade. #starbucks #drinkontopofcars #instagood #refreshing #yum

#duckfacesisters #sisters #siblinglove #sisterlylove #lovingdaughters #annoying #fart #daddysgirls #gassyasians

Good morning to my #caffeineaddicts #coffeeaddicts I NEED TO GO AND BUY COFFEE or else I will go Aaron Hernandez on yo' behind! I'm talking about Monday btw! #morningfix #addictedtocaffeine #hellocoffee #iloveyou

I'm raging silently(does that make sense)on the bed at 12 in the morning! Fist pumping...story of my life. #latenightjam #zedd #clarity #cantsleep #curseyoucaffeine #lovethissong

So true. #repost from @_fr3ak #firstworldproblems

Oh Bro. Tim! 😍 #sigh #itsgettinghotinhere #sotakeoffallyourclothes #timtebow #tebow #newenglandpatriots #pats #mancandy #eyecandy #cantconcentrate #yes #win

My first attempt to make #kwekkwek I wish I have the quail eggs but I might as well start off with the reg. eggs first. Clearly, my batter is not thick enough but hubby and kids like it! Okay, 2nd attempt should be perfect. #snacking #foodie #instagood

Me and my turdicus baby boy. Beautiful day at the park. #mommysboy #mjsbucketlist2013 (at Pope John Paul II Park)

He held my hand hostage. 💕💓💕#Siplayer1SiPlayer2 #mrandmrssmith

"678 triple 9 8212..." This song is just too much fun NOT to sing. #souljaboytellem #myjam

Awww! I love this so much. Reminds me of Maribel wanting to do this to MJ! 😂#siblinglove #brotherforsale