This blog is dead

(btw i have decided which blog i’m gonna move to. DM me if you want to know what it is)

bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America

Some Minecraft trivia I just found out now: The health bar twitching is a heart beat and it gets faster the lower the light levels are.

how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now

he has exactly one voice that he can do but lord knows that wont stop him and i respect that

yes but it’s like the most Powerful voice to exist

my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response

Solidarity

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)

if u verbally give me a set of instructions that has more than TWO steps i promise u i will not retain them. the very moment u give me a third instruction my brain is immediately cleared like a fuckin etch a sketch dude pls im begging u write it down for me bc i will NOT remember a word u said if u tell me more than two steps im begging u