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@queenofdarkenedshadows
What the fuck
This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response
The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result
Oh hell feast is back again, I totally do not regret seeing this
Every year I’ve seen this and I have NEVER gotten an explanation and frankly at this point I’m too scared to get one
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Adulthood is 50% “I’m too young for this to be happening” and 50% “I’m too old for this shit”.
I blow on it but underestimate how hot it is and hashafashasha anyway
やわらかい犬
it sure is..
oh my god this vid from a /ck/ thread is incredible
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What
This video looks like how it feels when youre crying in your bed at 3 am out of anxiety and youre trying to cheer yourself up by watching videos but all it does is make your brain feel more erratic.
DONT :) FORGET :) THE :) OLIVE :)
I watched this while listening to Exposed by ADTR and honestly that really made the video
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The Lincoln Assassination is really just wild if you think about it for a moment. The younger brother of one of the most famous actors in the country- himself a famous actor and heartthrob in his own right- killed the President in a theatre and yelled “Sic semper tyrannis,” a line often associated with Brutus, a character that his brother had famously played.
Like, imagine if Liam Hemsworth killed the Prime Minister of Australia at a red carpet movie premiere or something and yelled “I went for the head,” and Chris had to leave the Avengers press tour to tell everyone, “I swear I had nothing to do with this.” Imagine how weird that would be.
…a whole history major and yet this post is the first time I’ve fully appreciated the weirdness of the Lincoln assassination
It’s even more bizarre when you remember that said famous older brother, Edwin Booth, actually saved Lincoln’s eldest son Robert from being killed/severely maimed when he slipped off a train platform.
Now imagine that you’re at a crowded train station and you trip and fall between the platform and the train, someone hauls you up and you turn to thank them and realise that your rescuer is none other than famous actor Chris Hemsworth! Wow, that’ll be a great story to tell the grand-kids! Then a few months later his younger brother Liam Hemsworth murders your dad, the Prime Minister of Australia.
Unmute !
This is what “Boys Will Be Boys” should mean
Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019)
Me: damn straight you respect Doctor Quinzel
Me: wait it’s from /what/?
incredible
This is us erasure
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A man and a woman meet in heaven and fall in love.
They walk up to God and ask to be married.
God says give me some time and I’ll get back to you. Three or four years pass and God finally tells the man and woman that he can have them married.
A few more years pass and the man and woman fall out of love. They approach God once more and this time they ask for a divorce.
God responds “It took me four years to find a priest in this place. How long do you think it’ll take me to find a lawyer?!”
JEFF WE’VE TALKED ABOUT UR URL
Here’s the thing, the name is now Jeffrey. I run science shows for kids, and at the start I get them to name a prop character. 80% of the time, they name it Jeffery. I have no clue why. My co-workers have observed the same phenomenon.
I now carry around a laminated sign that says Jeffrey, and pull it out when a kid says it. And thinking I’m some kind of psychic, they loose their shit.
today’s the day
happy halloween! here is a ghost duet
I don’t watch Once Upon A Time but every clip I’ve seen is like
Quasimodo: “And where is the amulet?” Edgar from Aristocats: “Safe and sound I assure you. Isn’t that right, Lightning McQueen?” *the sounds of revving comes out of the shadows*
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a lecture
“Soggy croissant” is the best insult.
god
animal rights activists need to learn that cows moo for other reasons than “missing their babies”
you can’t just go on a farm, hear a cow bellowing, and assume it’s for her calf. that’s stupid.
When I lived right next to some cows they got a new one and she spent about two days mooing because she was in a new place and then she was fine.
My friend lived on a farm where the cows would all line up against the one fence to moo at the house every morning. Why? They liked the rottweiler that lived there. The cows would moo like crazy, the dog would go trotting out, they’d all sniff at each other, then head out into the pasture for their day. They’d moo for their morning dog fix. 😂
whenever i would go visit my grandmothers house the cows would line up and moo because there was a weird car in the driveway. then when they saw it was just the grandkids they would stop and go back to their buisness
wait cows moo in specific situations? i thought they just made sounds Because They Could
They have many different moos for many different situations tbh
My great-grandfather (on my mother’s side) owned a farm with lots of cows, they were all oddly fascinated by this one chicken that was a little fluffier and chubbier than the others and had a funny sounding clucking noise. The cows would gather next to the fence and moo very loudly at it when it was nearby. She is still not sure why they had such an affinity for that one chicken, but it was apparently really funny and endearing.
I would also be very excited if I saw a fluffy fat chicken
