Queen Mal of Auradon

*calls 911* @jimhopperblog HELP!! I HAVE AN EMERGENCY!!

??

MY HUSBAND LEFT ME!! MY HEART IS BROKEN!!!

Ok

ARREST HIM!!

No

I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TO THE DUNGEON!!

Been There Done That

@kingbenofauradonrp DADDY!!! SEND THIS MAN TO THE DUNGEONS!!

No

Why not?

Because That Isn’t An Emergency

By the order of princess anna you are under arrest and sentenced to life in the dungeons

I Don’t Live There.

You do now

@queenmalofauradonrp Your Daughter Is Trying To Arrest Me Because I Wouldn’t Arrest Billy.

@princessannabelle09 you cant just go around telling people to arrest people you're not the boss of everyone

@wolfiecosmos AUNTIE ECLI!!!!!

Yes...?

I'm pregnant

That's great...

I'm having a white

A what?

A white. A white baby

... I that's the stupidest thing... IVE EVER HEARD

:( @malofauradon MOMMY!! AUNTIE ECLI CALLED MY BABY STUPID!!!!

.... it's not auntie you plib...

Hugs*

*hugs*... bully... TwT

Hugs*

I hate this crap...

Me Too…

*punches max in the face* SHUT THE H*LL UP B**CH!!! ECLI LOVES ME AND ME ONLY!!!!

YOU F**KED UP! YOU LOST THEM. SO DEAL WITH IT QOM!

NO YOU F**KED UP!! *uses the septor to turn max into an old lady* ECLI LOVES ME!!!SHE WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME!! SHE IS MY FOREVER WIFE!!! *punches max in the face again*

I LOOK LIKE A F**KING OLD LADY!!

WHO TURNED MY DAUGHTER INTO AN OLD LADY!!?!! @kingbenofauradonrp

@wolfiecosmos AUNTIE ECLI!!!!!

Yes...?

I'm pregnant

That's great...

I'm having a white

A what?

A white. A white baby

... I that's the stupidest thing... IVE EVER HEARD

:( @malofauradon MOMMY!! AUNTIE ECLI CALLED MY BABY STUPID!!!!

Sweetie one it's not auntie and second you're not pregnant

@kingbenofauradonrp DADDY!!!

What?

I'm getting a cousin!!!

??

Do you have a sibling i don't know about?

@steveharringtonblog MOMMY!! I CAN'T FIND THE PIZZA VAN!!!

Oh Well.

OH WELL? MOMMY DID YOU EAT IT!!?

No

THEN WHERE THE F**K IS IT?!!!!

The Toliet

LIER! IT WON'T FIT IN THE TOILET!!

Liar*

YES YOUR A LIER!!!

Liar*

YES YOU'RE AN F**KING LIER!!

Liar*

YES!! YOU'RE A MOTHER F**KING LIER!!

Liar*

SHUTUP!!

Shut Up*

YOU FIRST!!

Nah

😂😂

*laughing* what is going on?

Someone Is Stoned

The nina dude?

@steveharringtonblog MOMMY!! I CAN'T FIND THE PIZZA VAN!!!

Oh Well.

OH WELL? MOMMY DID YOU EAT IT!!?

No

THEN WHERE THE F**K IS IT?!!!!

The Toliet

LIER! IT WON'T FIT IN THE TOILET!!

Liar*

YES YOUR A LIER!!!

Liar*

YES YOU'RE AN F**KING LIER!!

Liar*

YES!! YOU'RE A MOTHER F**KING LIER!!

Liar*

SHUTUP!!

Shut Up*

YOU FIRST!!

Nah

😂😂

*laughing* what is going on?

Why Is This 9 Yr Old Claiming She’s Dating My Dad?

DAD!!! @kendallknightbtrp ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME BAE!?!

Would You Leave Me Alone If I Was?

F**K NO!!!

Well. I Was Never Dating You In the First Place. And I’m Married

YOU'RE MARRIED TO ME!!!

No I’m Not.

YES YOU ARE!!

Annabelle he was married before you even met him

👏👏

HE'S MINE!!

No He Isn’t. It’s Just A Little Crush. Besides You’re 9 He’s 27. He’s Way Too Old For You

Im not 9

My Bad. You’re 09

NO I'M NOT!

Then How Old Are You?

27

No You Aren’t.

Yes i am

Then What Year Were You Born?

1996

Hahaha You Wish

Wish what?

You Were Born 2020,But You Drank An Aging Potion Therefore You’re Technically 3 But You’re Actually 9.

LIAR!!

Nope. Don’t Make Me Get Your Birth Certificate

You don't have it mommy does

You Can’t Be Older Then Your Mom

I'm not older than mommy she's 42

Excuse me!

@queeniegoldstein-kowalski do you eat alot?

Why You Ask?

You kinda big

Annabelle thats rude

It’s Okay. I’m Actually Pregnant

Oh. I am too

At 9? No Way.

Yes. The doctor said so

Was There An Ultrasound?

I dont know what that is

*Explains*

Oh then yes.

That Wasn’t Yours.

Then whose was it? The doctor said it was mine

That was mine

OMG! congratulations!

@queeniegoldstein-kowalski do you eat alot?

Why You Ask?

You kinda big

Annabelle thats rude

@kingbenofauradonrp DADDY!! ISABELLA SH*T IN THE FRIDGERATOR!!!

Evie…. @evie-fashionqueen

Yes?

Get Mal…Isabella Pooped In The Fridge

Aw crap! MAL!!! @malofauradon

CRAP!!!!

WHA- ANNABELLE!!!

@kingbenofauradonrp daddy!!!

Yes?

I got you a muffin

From Who?

Mommy made some cookies so i brought you one

Oh Ok. Wait Who Left Out The Aging Potion… MAL

Oops. *runs away*

CHAD!!! DON'T LEAVE THAT OUT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!!!

@kingbenofauradonrp daddy!!!

Yes?

I got you a muffin

From Who?

Mommy made some cookies so i brought you one

Oh Ok. Wait Who Left Out The Aging Potion… MAL

Not me

@kingbenofauradonrp i think i'm going into labor

GET THE BAG!

*goes into labor and gives birth to a baby girl* meet isabella beast

@kingbenofauradonrp hey jonathan you want some weed? *smoking weed* reminder it's healthy

@jonathanbyersblog

Nah

I wasn't talking to you will

Bro What?

I don't know you i'm not your brother

Are You F**King Stupid?

F**KING STUPID!!

Bad Word…

Who the f**k are you?

That Is No Way To Talk To Me. I’m Queenie.

How can you stay so calm when she talks like this?

If You’re Calm First They Will Listen. I’ve Been Reading A Parenting Book! Great Read

Why are you reading a parenting book

Oh! I’m Expecting My First Child! Due In February!

Congratulations! Im excepting my second

@kingbenofauradonrp hey jonathan you want some weed? *smoking weed* reminder it's healthy

@jonathanbyersblog

Nah

I wasn't talking to you will

Bro What?

I don't know you i'm not your brother

Are You F**King Stupid?

F**KING STUPID!!

Bad Word…

Who the f**k are you?

That Is No Way To Talk To Me. I’m Queenie.

How can you stay so calm when she talks like this?

If You’re Calm First They Will Listen. I’ve Been Reading A Parenting Book! Great Read

Why are you reading a parenting book