What am I doing with my life?

One-Shots/Mini-Series

Let the Villain Win | Author AU | Yandere AU | Smut | Thriller/Drama | Namjoon x Reader |

Level of Restraint | Office AU | BDSM AU | Yandere AU | Smut | Thriller/Drama | Jimin x Reader | Namjoon x Reader | Taehyung x Reader |

The Shoulder on Which You Cry | Hometown AU | Smut | Romance/Drama | Jungkook x Reader | Namjoon x Reader |

Wrapped Together | Christmas AU | Smut | Romance/Angst | Namjoon x Reader | Part of the Christmas with Bangtan: Secret Santa Collab |

In Need of Orders | Kingsman AU | Smut | Action/Comedy/Drama/Romance | Seokjin x Reader | 

Blood Bounty Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Vampire AU | Historical Fantasy AU | Smut | Thriller/Drama/Romance | Yoongi x Reader | Taehyung x Reader |

Locks and Barriers | Post Apocalypse AU | Smut | Romance/Drama | Hoseok x Reader |

Level of Restraint | Office AU | BDSM AU | Yandere AU | Smut | Thriller/Drama | Jimin x Reader | Namjoon x Reader | Taehyung x Reader |

I See You Part 1 |  Coming Soon | Soulmate AU | College/Internship AU | Romance/Drama | Smut | Jungkook x Reader | Jimin x Reader |

Escaping the Nightmare | Yandere AU | Smut | Thriller/Drama | Jimin x Reader | Jungkook x Reader |

Beastly Gods | Hybrid AU (Hybrid!Tae, Human!Reader) | Yandere AU | Smut | Thriller/Drama | Taehyung x Reader | ??? x Reader |

Blood Bounty Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | | Vampire AU | Historical Fantasy AU | Smut | Thriller/Drama/Romance | Yoongi x Reader | Taehyung x Reader |

Level of Restraint | Office AU | BDSM AU | Yandere AU | Smut | Thriller/Drama | Jimin x Reader | Namjoon x Reader | Taehyung x Reader |

The Garden Thief | Hybrid AU (Hybrid!JJK, Human!Reader) | Smut | Enemies to Lovers | Romance/Comedy | Jungkook x Reader |

The Shoulder on Which You Cry | Hometown AU | Smut | Romance/Drama | Jungkook x Reader | Namjoon x Reader |

I See You Part 1 |  Coming Soon | Soulmate AU | College/Internship AU | Romance/Drama | Smut | Jungkook x Reader | Jimin x Reader |

Escaping the Nightmare | Yandere AU | Smut | Thriller/Drama | Jimin x Reader | Jungkook x Reader |

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Series

Android AU | Assassin AU | Maknae line x Reader | AI!Jungkook

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Chapters: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Drabbles: Valentine 

*Members take the roles of different hybrids/characters in each era* - The reasons as to how and why explained HERE

Era 1: Just before/during the hybrid rebellion

The Garden Thief | Hybrid AU (Hybrid!JJK, Human!Reader) | Smut | Enemies to Lovers | Romance/Comedy | Jungkook x Reader |

Conquering Fear - Coming Soon | Hybrid AU (Human!Reader)| Smut | Thriller/Drama | Yoongi x Reader | Seokjin x Reader |

Era 2: Over one hundred years after the hybrid rebellion

Beastly Gods | Taehyung x Reader x ??? | Hybrid AU (Hybrid!Tae, Human!Reader) | Smut | Thriller/Drama

Namjoon’s Tale | Namjoon x Reader x Taehyung |  A short companion/sequel to Beastly Gods |Thriller/Drama

Series Masterlist (Parts 1 - 18 + Additional Scenes) | Gang AU/Mafia AU | Hyung Line x Reader (Primarily Namjoon x Reader)

Grim Reaper AU | BTS x Reader | Each short story will feature a different member as a Grim Reaper | Best but not required to read in order

Grim Love: Loss | Reaper!Namjoon x Reader x Yoongi

Grim Love: Memory | Reaper!Taehyung x Reader x Seokjin

Grim Love: Echo |  Reaper!Jungkook x Reader x Seokjin

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Round 1 | July 1st-5th, 2019

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1) First time we spoke was a week after the beggining of freshman year she summed up my entire character and most of the events of my life Sherlock style. I asked her how the hell she knew all that. She just shrugged and said she figured out our entire class already.

2) The one time we had religion class instead of ethics she listened to the teacher for a few minutes, laughed and told me:

“Humans have wished to be gods so much they’ve forgotten they have to ability to create them. Imagination has truly suffered from this ‘monotheism’ stuff.”

I was confused and asked her if she was an atheist. She rolled her eyes and said:

“Oh I believe in god alright. I just don’t think the bastard deserves to be worshipped.”

3) Out of nowhere she gave me this advice:

“The only truth a liar ever told was that lies weren’t going to save you. Don’t become the liar who has to pass that wisdom on, because they speak from experience.”

4) To this day, she has one of those old-timey phones with buttons she only uses to ocassionally call someone. When I asked her why she never got a smartphone she got pouty:

“I hate social media. On Facebook they talk a lot but never say anything. If I wanted to listen to people moan about their problems and ask for help they don’t expect I’d listen to their prayers.” (Notice the choice of words)

5) I noticed she was stiff and I offered her a massage since I’m really good at it but when i started kneading her back I swear to this day those were not muscles I felt. I asked her what she did to turn her muscles into rocks covered with a thin layer of skin and she kinda froze then shrugged and said she was just really, really stiff. My hands hurt after ten minutes when I can usually go for an hour. Next time I offered she seemed surprised and laughed. She still has rocks for muscles.

6) We were having a debate over the way neural pathways are formed (I study biology and she forensics) and I jokingly asked if I could have her brain for study when she dies. She laughed.

“Sure, if you find a way to kill me you can have it. I’m actually curious what you’re gonna find.”

7) One time she was tired and miserable and I tried to comfort her. We both have really dark sense of humor so I told her she could scare the dead out of their graves with that glare. She told me the dead can’t come back and I rolled my eyes and said ‘obviously’ but she continued:

“When you die you descend to the underworld with nothing to lose. To keep you, they give you something to lose. When you want to return, they will demand it back. That’s why nobody ever leaves. The only way out is to never enter.”

8) One day she just came up to me with a disappointed look on her face. When I asked her what was wrong she was quiet for a few seconds and then just told me:

“Betrayals committed in good intentions are still damning. Just… keep that in mind.” Then she left and didn’t speak to me for three days. I still don’t know what she meant but even three years later I haven’t forgotten it.

9) We were casually sitting on a bench when, out of nowhere, she asked me: “Is it just me or have humans gotten dumber? Or have they always been this stupid and I just haven’t been paying attention?”

10) She asked me if I ever wondered what it was like to die. I said no but told her I would tell her when I found out. I meant it as a ghost joke but she smiled at me and said:

“Great. I’ll wait for you to come back. Maybe you’ll even remember me.”

In conclusion, she is some kind of low-key god and she lost her faith in humanity even before we lost our faith in her but she’s stuck with us because immortality is a bitch.

P.S. I just remembered her name is a variation on ‘Eve’. Maybe I should reconsider my atheist status?!

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→ Jeon Jungkook

✓ THE CONSOLATIONS OF PHILOSOPHY (M)

⤷  ChildhoodFriends!AU and College!AU | Words: 21,546 // “It doesn’t make you vulnerable to allow someone else to love you, to be kind to you. Most of the time, we are not kind to ourselves, anyways.”

✓ THE LIBRARY

⤷  Angel!AU | Words: 11,210 // As a worker of Heaven’s Library, you cherished the ones who followed rules — from the simple act of remaining silent throughout their visit, to the enforcement of the place’s rigid enquette. After all, guarding the everlasting shelves that held the history of every soul that ever lived was quite meaningful by itself, but could turn into a life-threatening task if not taken seriously. So, if you adored rules so much, how could you allow yourself to fall for an angel?

✓ THE LIONHEART’S OATH (M)

⤷  Knight!AU and Princess!AU |  Words: 36, 772 // “There was no happy ending, no dragon slayer to save the kingdom and get the princess — there was only him: Jungkook. A simple orphan that was lucky enough to be invited into the castle, a former homeless thief that had found shelter in the form of an elysian heir.

Now, after twelve years by your side, he was about to lose you to the world you sought to explore.”

✓ STARBOY (M)

⤷  Fratboy!AU and College!AU | Words: 14,285 // Jeon Jungkook was, above anything else, the type you should not get involved with. He was the guy who slept around; the guy who was gone before you woke up; who left a path of broken hearts and missed calls wherever he went. He was right in just about every wrong way. That being said, maybe the bet you made with your friend could be the best thing that happened to you in a long time, and even enough to break the chain of misfortune that circled your party nights — after all, it was all just a simple, four-part plan to make Jungkook beg for you.

What could possibly go wrong?

✓  BLANK CHECK (M) | SERIES (co-written with @pantaemonium) 

01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | ongoing…

⤷  Fuckboy!AU and FakeDating!AU // “Let me get this right, okay? You threw my name in as your fake girlfriend because you needed to prove yourself to your empty-headed friends, and now you need to fix it. Still,” you paused, raising your eyebrows, “your way of fixing is not to disclose it as a lie, but to cover it up with an even bigger and riskier one. Is that correct?”

→ Kim Taehyung 

✓ FIREFLIES (M)

⤷ Punk!AU and College!AU | Words: 21,175 // “There’s no hope for people like us, sweetheart. We’re destined to fall in love a thousand times, and have our hearts broken in each one of them. We might as well be miserable together.”

✓ DANSE MACABRE (M) 

⤷  Vampire!AU | Words: 13,702 // As a newborn vampire, you still have a lot to learn ― fortunately, someone is very happy to teach. “Step number one: pick your prey.”

✓ SEA OF A MILLION STARS 

⤷  Photographer!AU and Writer!AU | Words: 22,714 // “That was how love was born: within the walls of one’s spirit, crawling its way out until it erupted at the tip of their tongue, no more than a devoted confession at the stardust that now embellished the space between the two of you — that was how your own sentiment came to light, following the clicking of a camera, and the eternalized picture of a thought-filled sea of snow and anemic trees.

The world never felt so desolated, but your heart never felt so full.”

✓ PARADISE 17 (M)

⤷ VirtualReality!AU | Words: 15,217 //  “Welcome to Paradise 17, the immersive virtual reality of your most private fantasies. Please, to begin your pleasurable experience, click ‘proceed’ and pick your partner.”  

→ Park Jimin 

✓ DEVOTION (M) 

⤷  Angel!AU and Demon!AU |  Words: 16,463 // As an angel questioning your place in Heaven, the last thing you needed was for someone like him to appear.

✓  HEARTBREAK CHRONICLES (M) | SERIES

01 | 02 | hiatus

⤷  Fuckboy!AU //  Park Jimin had it all — good grades, a place as the soccer team’s captain and, more than that, the broken hearts of at least half the campus’ population. Though, one thing he did not have was someone willing to break his heart and, after you were dragged inside a miraculous plan to play that part, the last thing counted on was the preposterous idea that, perhaps, you could fall for him as well.

→ Kim Namjoon 

✓ UNDERGROUND KING (M)

⤷  Boxer!Au and Gang!AU | Words: 13,411 // Eventually you came to the realization that, if Namjoon was the king of the underground, you were as close as he would ever get to a queen.

→ Min Yoongi 

✓ BUS RIDES, HEAVY HEARTS (D) | SERIES 

01 | …

⤷  College!AU // Fragmented and weekly recallings of two best friends slowly turning into lovers. Oddly so, it happens throughout the two-hour bus rides they share once a week. 

✓ THE WORLD AFTER 

⤷  NuclearApocalypse!AU | Words: 3,463 //  “We are too young for this, some people are too old. Truth is: no one is ever ready to know that they’ll be gone very, very soon, and there is nothing they can possibly do about it. We just wait. Wait for the forsaken wave, or wait for our own insane minds to get the best of us, and we trace the line of death ourselves. Flat. ”

✓  EVENT HORIZON (M)

⤷ Criminal!AU |  Words: 30,782  //  The city of Crystalfall had, just like any other small town, the good, the bad, and the ugly. You were familiar with the first one, and Min Yoongi, in all of his despondent and reckless glory, taught you about the rest.

→ Jung Hoseok 

✓ LIFE IN THE FAST LANE | SERIES 

01 | 02 | 03 [END] | hiatus

⤷ Biker!AU and Gang!AU // Hoseok was not someone who expected to find love, even less under the conditions he met you—bleeding to death in an alley, unable to go to an hospital without being recognized by the ones who did such thing to him. Though, he would soon learn that the best things in life are the unplanned, kind ones. Especially the kind ones.

→ Kim Seokjin 

Nico and

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification. article here

“No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)

A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.

If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.

Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.

You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.

This was senior year of college.  Most of us had already been accepted into grad school of some sort. We felt powerful, we felt talented, and most of all, we felt artistic.

It was the advanced fiction workshop, and we did an entire round of workshops with everyone’s best stories, their most advanced work, their most polished pieces. It was very technical and, most of all, very artistic.

IE: They were boring pieces of pretentious crap.

Now the teacher was either a genius OR was tired of our shit, and decided to give us a challenge.  Flash fiction, he said. Write something as quickly as possible.  Make it stupid.  Make it not mean a thing, just be a quick little blast of words. 

And, of course, we all got stupid.  Little one and two pages of prose without the barriers that it must be good. Little flashes of characters, little bits of scenarios.

And they were electric.  All of them. So interesting, so vivid, not held back by the need to write important things or artistic things. 

One sticks in my mind even today.  The guys original piece was a thinky, thoughtful piece relating the breaking up of threesomes to volcanoes and uncontrolled eruptions that was just annoying to read. But his flash fiction was this three page bit about a homeless man who stole a truck full of coca cola and had to bribe people to drink the soda so he could return the cans to recycling so he could afford one night with the prostitute he loved.

It was funny, it was heartfelt, and it was so, so, so well written.

And just that one little bit of advice, the write something short and stupid, changed a ton of people’s writing styles for the better.