Jonrya

2019 in 4 months

this post gave me a seizure 

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

Did Ernest Hemingway write this post

honestly the funniest thing about the lord of the rings is how gandalf is literally a minor god sent to middle-earth by The Big Man Himself and yet literally nobody apart from the elves seems to recognise this or take him seriously

like yeah gandalf is pretty grumpy most of the time but how would YOU feel if you were the fantasy equivalent of an angel and a bunch of people who only come up to your knee were just like “oh fuck it’s that spooky old wizard” every time you showed up for a friend’s birthday party

big dick energy this big dick energy that im tired of it all when are we going to talk about big HEART energy

Can‘t wait for the pic of Ibrahimovic and Beckham watching England and eating fish & chips

ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING HOME ITS COMING FOOTBALLS COMING HOME

england commentators: ENGLAND IS IN THE SEMI-FINALS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1990!!! THE FOOTBALL IS COMING HOME!!! ALEXA, THIS IS SO GOOD, PLAY GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!

we all love harry kane but pickford is a good lad who deserves all our praise

If pickford doesn’t get man of the match after this it’ll be the only robbery that matters

Thor at the 5th funeral for Loki that year: alexa this is so sad play despacito

Damn what’s tumblr got against England