long live the queen.

“If the apocalypse comes, beep me.”

“I am way off my game. My game’s left the country; it’s in Cuernavaca.”

“No weapons. No backup. You don’t go after a demon that size by yourself.”

“I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.”

“I’ve been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that.”

“Did anyone ever tell you that you’re kind of a fuddy duddy?”

“I’m probably the only girl/guy in school who has the Coroner’s Office bookmarked as a ‘favorite place’.”

“I don’t handle rejection well. Funny, considering how much practice I’ve had with it.”

“Sometimes, I should just not say words.”

“You’re the one freaky thing in my freaky world that makes sense to me.”

“I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.”

“I care if you live or die. I’m just not sure which one I want.”

“Don’t make fun. I worked long and hard to get his pompous.”

“Do you want me to answer that or shall I just glare?”

“They say young people don’t learn anything in high school nowadays, but I’ve learned to be afraid.”

“There’s no problem that cannot be solved by chocolate.”

“I laugh in the face of danger. Then I run and hide until it goes away.”

“’The count of three’ is not a plan. It’s Sesame Street.”

“You can trust some guys. Really. I’ve read about them.”

“Do you want to go out sometime? For coffee? Or food? Or kisses and gay love?”

“You wanna kill the world, you start with me. I’ve earned that.”

“Love makes you do the wacky.”

“I’ve come to redefine the words ‘pain’ and ‘suffering’ since I fell in love with you.”

“I’m pretty spry for a corpse.”