the biggest loser on the beach

This is the most threatened I’ve felt in a while

reminder that 30 isn’t old, it’s very normal to not accomplish everything in your 20s, and that it is never too late to learn that thing you’ve always wanted to learn. you’re always growing. that’s a good thing. 

I needed this right now. I’ve got time!!!

I didn’t get my first book published until I was 38. At 53, I’m about to sign a contract for my tenth. You have time.

Thank you for this.

Always nice to be reminded about being young and still having everything in front of you

mods are asleep post party hat wurmple

Hell Yea Babey

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

Fork

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha

i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out

✨🌈✨🌈 reminder to not buy any of Paul’s shirts or listen to his bands music and to unfollow him on any and all social media ✨🌈✨🌈