I'd Like Ta Kiss Ya, But I've Just Washed My Hair

if you really loved your friends you would explain real housewives of salt lake city to them. you would tell them how meredith marks may have given evidence to the feds to convict jen shah for fraud because she called her son a twink on twitter. you would go over the history of how mary m. cosby married her step-grandfather in order to assume control of her family's cult. do they even know that lisa barlow has six different lawyers and her tequila company might be a money laundering front? or bronwyn putting a $2 million dollar diamond necklace on her dog? they dont even know about whitney getting her husband fired from his mlm company for having mud sex on camera. so you hate them. you hate your friends