Wannabe emo artist

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

I’ve been here the whole time.

Y’all I will die for these two.

We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

Wicked 2 was not good. There. I said it.

Hot take: we should also not be torturing incarcerated people with disgusting-on-purpose food, because they are human beings.

With enough disgust in your tone, you could call someone an empty glass of orange juice, and that scalding insult would haunt them for decades before they realise that it makes no damn sense.

This is the hunting strategy of the Irish

I thought they were ambush predators?

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.